Blizzcon T-2 (Poop on da bus)

Today was originally planed to be Disney California Adventure day…. however after yesterdays dealings with the kiddos ( and the 1 billion STROLLERS) we decided the beach would be a nice getaway. After talking with some locals we decided the Newport beach sounded like the most fun and the OCTA bus ran right to the pier from our hotels, what could go wrong… What a day.

We found the bus station and boarded and was greeted by a very nice bus driver who had a nice mexican accent. “Avoid the papers please, Avoid the papers” WTF does that mean…. of course we saw papers on the floor, tore up bus brochures, we sat down at the front close to them. It took about 30 seconds before I leaned over and whispered in my wifes confused ear… “Its poop….. theres poop on this bus” . . . . How in gods hell of all the days and all the buses we get on one for an hour and a half ride with POOP right beside us. It didnt stop there guys, every single person boarding the bus was greeted by “avoid the papers please” 90% didnt speak english.. at one point some old man thinks he is supposed to be picking them up, he reaches down and starts peeling away the paper revealing the smashed brown turd beneath, the bus driver screams “NooOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!” And he stops… the damage had been done. Corn chunks have been identified. This went on for an hour, even at one point some woman avoiding the papers and then curiosity gets the best of her, she reaches down and peels away a paper only to convulse in the gross findings.. What did you think was gonna be under the paper bitch?! Candy and money!?! ITS POOP! 3/4 way through the trip were were thankfully transfered to another bus that did not contain the droppings of some old woman in purple sweat pants (My theory)

We finally got to the beach and IT WAS AMAZING. The water was so clear, the air so fresh. Just astounding at the differences between this beach and the beaches on the east coast. You could be in water up to your chest and still see your feet. Lucki and Fancy joined us again today to bask in the son, and another guild mate who lives in SoCal drove up to save us from public transportation and hang out. Akirasama!!! He also brought us a water melon. Which we could have played a fun Jap game where you spin around on bash it with a stick but we couldnt find a stick. We went and grabbed a bite to eat with our favorite Boomkin, and went back to the beach to bake like potatoes.

After the beach Aki took all 4 of us to Dave and Busters, after missing the exit and heading to the location where he already dug our graves… WAY out in the mountains before we got turned around lol.Which is a great restaurant with a giant arcade attached to it. No little kiddies here!! Tonya and I had never been to one and it was a BLAST Not to mention all the games were 1/2 price that night! We played until they shut the place down and collected almost 3500 tickets from our winnings. Most of which came from some stupid stop the light in the right spot games. Although there was an EPIC Jurassic Park shootem up game where Fancy and I got pooped on by a fucking dinosaur because we didnt shoot his asshole fast enough… Im not kidding. We spent all of our tickets on shot glasses, cups, and teddy bears (grats lucki).

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