Kormus, V, and Rustee sit down and tlak about the newly release 3.3.5 patch. We take an indepth review of the RealID system and give examples of how it can be improved. We play a MUCH better game of Would you Rather and V talks about CellPhones!!! All that and more on this weeks /2
Recently on our our friends and frequent guest of /2, Ninthbatter put a contest together for our listeners on the forums. The goal was to design a good Zombie Apocalypse guide. We had some fantastic entries, including one from our very own Kormus. In the end we picked the best one done by a single individual. I am telling you now however there were some super good ones. So here is the winning entry by Spudpuffin, who won himself his very own copy of Left for Dead 2!!!
I don’t have a full zombie guide, that would be my brother but here are some tips.
FATTIES (YES if you have doubts then i’m talking to you)
Go drown yourselves, you won’t outrun them, you wont outfight them, you will be caught and you will be fucking up your friends existence and making things hard for everyone else, so just do us all a favor and drown yourself when it begins.
Forget the idiots:
No matter how innocent/hot/loveable/funny these people are they will only hold you back. No matter how many times you tell them NOT to open the door they will do something else that is stupid to let in the zombies and get you both dead.
Practicality or GTFO:
Look if you have a religion in the zombie apocolypse it is really only one of two things, insperation to kill as many zombies as possible(useful but will get you killed) or will make you believe that there is no hope(god damn annoying to everyone else and will get you killed.) So just look at the little 6 year old zombie Sally and think of whether there is a good and gtfo and survive.
Have a good sized group:
Going it solo has a few advantages and many disadvantages, like you can only look so many ways as one person, you only think your own way, you can only shoot so many guns so fast. As a group you can see 360o most of the time and shoot more zombies faster if they do rush you. Although be careful not to have too many people in your group because then they become relient upon the better people in the group and become dead weight. I would personally recommend 3-5 people of good close friends that you could/would trust with your life.
Transportation:
Streets will be flooded with people, and zombies and you wont be able to get anywhere in a car on a street. Bikes and motorcycles are good for mobility but they don’t have very much stopping power if you run into a zombie on a street, just be ready to swerve, and stay away from the roads.
Provisions:
Every idiot goes to the Wal-mart…and the gun store, and every other provisions place in your po-dunk town so you should be ready and prepared with thing that you KNOW how to use…honestly people don’t get a 50 cal. sniper rifle when you don’t know how the fuck to use it, it just weighs you down, and when are you going to be able to use it while running from zombies. I recommend a good solid assult rifle, a pistol (for closer quarters) a good melee weapon like a machete, not a crowbar, that will just get stuck if you ever use the end, then where will you be. Also something like a knife or a trench knife for if they are really close. http://cdn3.ioffer.com/img/item/113/…Tyx48mfnee.jpg
Windows-bustable they will get in
wooden doors- they will get in
steel doors- they are having a nice picnic OUTSIDE
stairs- NO don’t use them you will get trapped with too many zombies and it will not be fun.
ladders-good if you need to get down 3-4 zombies at the most for a regular ladder.
Final tip:
Preperation is key to surviving the zombie apocalypse make sure you have guns and everything ready to go including meet up points and friends, make sure you have enough water until you can stop and find your own. Don’t bring anything that would have you make a fire, depending upon the zombie type that could be deadly. Oh by the way if you aren’t going to be useful in the zombie apocalypse then don’t show up to your meet up point then your fully capable friends can go live longer without you.
As for me, first sign of zombie apocalypse im jumping in the lake with the rest of the fatties. =D
To check out the other terrific entries head on over to the thread located on our forums. Thanks again Ninthbatter!!!
SupaFan #2 has officially been recorded as the awesome episode 40….. 40? Yes 40, It seems we haven’t been able to locate the lost episode 39 as of yet, however we are still looking around to figure out where it went. We are told it may be dug up and placed online alittle later this year. Until then. WELCOME TO SUPAFAN DAY! We asked you the listeners to log onto ventrilo with us and join in on the conversation. No dropped calls this time around so things went MUCH smoother, we even got a surprise visit from Aki! Big thanks to those who dropped by, Aki, Zangrul, Ninthbatter, Podcastitute, Vampira, Zero Phoenix, HolySauce (Left early because Sauce. Is. A. Douche) and Bon oh and someone told me that Iloverustl (aka Torayo) stopped in to tell Rustee’s secrets. It was a great time and we cannot wait to host another one. Until then, suck it!
