Thie week on /2, Kormus returns and sits down with Rustee and Varazslat to discuss how nothing is happening in the World of Warcraft. We give our input on the upcoming guild perk system being introduced in cataclysm and examine the new 5 man Uldum. We send an open invitation for everyone to join our ofrums and look at a new segment on /2, the weekly inquisition. And dont forget the epic contest to win the lilXT, well we listen to all the entries and have a surprise twist at the end that will conclude next week. All that and much more wild tangents on this weeks Slash 2 Podcast!
Want to win the newest pet from the Blizzard store? Well it only takes a phone call! All you have to do to enter is call the Slash 2 voiceline at 209-Slash21, leave us a message with your name and thats it. We are lazy so our contests need to be as well. So call in leave those voicemails and check in on April 23rd and listen to see if YOU are a winner or a weener.
This week on /2, Varazslat and Rustee sit down with the lead bloggers of Talesofapriest.com Dereveka and Avalonna. You may remember that bitch from our Superfan day so we brought Derevka to try and keep her inline… little did we know he has his own wild side and need to have babies. After that what nots and who who’s of how ToaP began and the backgrounds of our guest we let them loose on the Priest changes for Cataclysm (that new xpac thingy) We also get to look at the recent Pally changes and V finally gets his mage page up with the FOG OF WAR!!!!
We delve into the big world of warcraft micro-transaction with the new pet lilXT and the Celestial steed mount. We have a contest going on this week where YOU can win a lilXT next week! Make sure to listen in to see how to win.
And one final note to Valerik, your GF was fucking some other dude the entire time, thought you should know, go fuck yourself and die.
Kormus, V, and Rustee sit down this week and discuss the newly released class changes (not including mage and pally) and our outlook for the upcoming Cataclysm of Azeroth. We take a look at the collectors edition of StarCraft 2, and discuss the release (and subsequent problems) with the Ipad as well as look into some of the issues surrounding Palm. At the end we have your emails as well as our list of Urban Dictionary words submitted by fans. Big thanks to the Live chat this week for making it out not in our regular time slot!
Email correspondence between Kormus and Mightychubbs;
I wanna win that trip to the fucking Slash 2 Studio. If i dont get it i will kill you all off one by one lol jk but seriously i want my trip.
On another note here is my urbandictionary work:
Lezbophobic
It means. Extreme dislike of lesbians.
Sentence used.”I’m lezbophobic. I HATE lesbians because they won’t let me FUCK them. But, I LOVE bi chicks!”
Mightychubbs
P.S. You guys suck.
Dear sir or madam,
We regret to inform you that the location of the Slash2 Studios has been closed indefinately by the CDC, in part, due to a theoretical outbreak of Kuru. While you certainly are a “winner” for listening to the show,(un) fortunately, it will now be impossible for you to ever actually visit. Please consider yourself lucky, as it really was a horrible, horrible place filled with oppressive darkness and scotum tears. Luckily, you can still catch the show as we continue to broadcast from the nether regions of Rustee’s Nether Regions™. We go five knuckles deep, so you don’t have to.
Thanks for writing,
Kormus
P.S. I believe you have us confused with This is Outcasted. We merely blow.
Dear Madam
I don’t care if the place is shut down i think we need to make a deal here. I will stop complaing as long as you send me a million dollars or nude pictures of Rusty your choice.
Also on this weeks show you will hear mention of a pretty nasty picture of Rustee getting plowed in the ass by Cuban fuckwad Valerik. Subsequently the photo exemplifies what he did to the entire guild. I am including it so you can spank to it as hard as we do.
