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<itunes:summary>A 'talk radio' style podcast, created by 3 friends who have been gaming together for years. Often dubbed a impromptu podcast, the show is centered around anything GEEK, with wild tangents and crazy moments. The show also places a heavy focus on fan interaction with live recordings and fan interviews. </itunes:summary>

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<itunes:name>Slash2Rustee</itunes:name>

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<title>#1- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Movie Talk Shop"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>The Pilot Episode of The Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>I sit down with V and Kormus to discuss the upcoming World of Warcraft movie, as well as other fun world of warcraft happenings.</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sun, 26 Jul 2009 19:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>1:03:41</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, The Slash 2 Podcast, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rustonoviche, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

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<title>#2- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Is Blizzard Burnt on WoW?"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode 2 of The Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Rustonoviche, Varazslat, and FancyDethfst</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sat, 1 Aug 2009 19:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>1:03:41</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, The Slash 2 Podcast, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rustonoviche, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>


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<title>#3- The Slash 2 Podcast: "The Argent Crusade is Upon You"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode 3 of The Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Rustonoviche, Varazslat, and Kormus</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sat, 8 Aug 2009 19:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>1:17:57</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, The Slash 2 Podcast, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rustonoviche, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>


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<title>#4- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Ding 60"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode 4 of The Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Rustonoviche, Varazslat, and Kormus</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Fri, 15 Aug 2009 19:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>1:10:16</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, The Slash 2 Podcast, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rustonoviche, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>


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<title>#5- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Cleansing the Anger"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode 5 of The Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Rustonoviche, and Varazslat</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Fri, 30 Aug 2009 19:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>1:32:16</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, The Slash 2 Podcast, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rustonoviche, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>#6- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Can I Keep My Orc Penis?"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode 6 of The Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Rustonoviche, Kormus, and Varazslat</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Fri, 30 Aug 2009 19:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>1:20:33</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, The Slash 2 Podcast, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rustonoviche, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>#7- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Daewin Feeds on Your Tears"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode 7 of The Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Rustonoviche, Varazslat, and guest host Daewin from THL</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sun, 14 Sep 2009 19:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>1:38:23</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, The Slash 2 Podcast, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rustonoviche, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>#8- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Ass Bunnies of Fire"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode 8 of The Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Rustonoviche, Varazslat, and Kormus sit down and talk shit</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sun, 21 Sep 2009 19:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>1:39:31</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, The Slash 2 Podcast, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rustonoviche, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>#9- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Tangled Light Sabers"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode 9 of The Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Rustonoviche, Varazslat, and Kormus sit down and talk shit</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sun, 27 Sep 2009 19:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>1:22:45</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Kotick, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rustonoviche, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>#10- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Cause I'm T N T"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode 10 of The Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Rustonoviche, Varazslat, and Daewin sit down and talk 3.3</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sat, 3 Oct 2009 19:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>1:42:22</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Kotick, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rustonoviche, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>#11- The Slash 2 Podcast: "I can't remember the title..."</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode 11 of The Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Rustonoviche, Varazslat, and Kormus sit down and talk 3.3</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2009 19:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>1:37:19</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, PTR, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rustonoviche, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>#12- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Sit down with Daewin err Draechen from Pugcast"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode 12 of The Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Rustonoviche, Varazslat, Kormus, and Draechen sit down and talk shit on Jeg</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sun, 18 Oct 2009 19:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>1:55:06</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Pugcast, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rustonoviche, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>#13- The Slash 2 Podcast: "A Full Five Knuckles"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode 13 of The Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Rustonoviche, Varazslat, Kormus, and Cornelius sit down and talk shit on Jeg</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sun, 25 Oct 2009 19:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>1:51:09</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Under The Hood, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rustonoviche, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>#14- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Halloween Spunktaculor"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode 14 of The Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Rustonoviche, Varazslat, Kormus, and bitch about anything</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 19:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>1:53:57</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rustonoviche, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>#15- The Slash 2 Podcast: "To much like trade chat"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode 15 of The Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Rustonoviche, Varazslat, Kormus, and bitch about anything</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sat, 15 nov 2009 19:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>1:19:56</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rustonoviche, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>#16- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Hold On!"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode 16 of The Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Rustonoviche, Varazslat, Kormus, and bitch about anything</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 19:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>1:22:20</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rustonoviche, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>#17- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Its Diminishing!"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode 17 of The Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Rustonoviche, Varazslat, Kormus, and bitch about anything</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 19:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>1:39:22</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rustonoviche, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>#18- The Slash 2 Podcast: "WARPTHREESIR"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode 18 of The Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Rustonoviche, Varazslat, Kormus, and bitch about anything</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Wed, 9 Dec 2009 19:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>1:11:44</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rustonoviche, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>#19- The Slash 2 Podcast: "I have the pussy, I make the rules"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode 19 of The Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Rustonoviche, Varazslat, Kormus, and Cornelius and bitch about anything</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Wed, 30 Dec 2009 19:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>1:59:43</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rustonoviche, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>#20- The Slash 2 Podcast: "He cleans me up good when I'm done"</title>

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<itunes:subtitle>Episode 20 of The Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Rustonoviche, Varazslat, and Kormus bitch about anything</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jan 2010 19:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>1:11:14</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rustonoviche, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>#21- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Kormus fucks a robot child"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode 21 of The Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Rustonoviche, Varazslat, and Kormus bitch about anything</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jan 2010 19:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>1:38:43</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rustonoviche, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>#22- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Why kill yourself? Life will do it for you"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode 22 of The Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Rustonoviche, Varazslat, and Kormus bitch about anything</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sat, 23 Jan 2010 19:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>1:22:41</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rustonoviche, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>#23- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Team Jobs"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode 23 of The Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Rustonoviche, Varazslat, and Kormus bitch about anything</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sat, 30 Jan 2010 19:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>1:40:09</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rustonoviche, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>#24- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Oh shit, I almost forgot"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode 24 of The Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Rustonoviche, Varazslat, and Kormus bitch about anything</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 19:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>1:28:30</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rustonoviche, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>#25- The Slash 2 Podcast: "ThisIsOutcasted goes elbow deep"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode 25 of The Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Rustonoviche, Varazslat, Kormus, and the hosts of ThisIsOutcasted celebrate 25 episodes</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sat, 13 Feb 2010 19:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>1:58:03</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Leech, ThisIsOutcasted, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rustonoviche, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>#26- The Slash 2 Podcast: "SideshowAndSyrana... V doesnt get it"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode 26 of The Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Rustonoviche, Varazslat, Kormus, and special guests Sideshow and Syrana join us for Episode 26</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sat, 20 Feb 2010 19:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>2:30:35</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Syrana, Sideshow, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rustonoviche, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>#27- The Slash 2 Podcast: "9 dudes, a bitch, and a blue ninja"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode 27 of The Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>SupaFan #1</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sat, 27 Feb 2010 19:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>2:26:23</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, SupaFan, Superfan, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rustonoviche, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>#28- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Spock takes a dooky on V's chest"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode 28 of The Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Rustee, V, and Kormus sit down and talk with Ninthbatter</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sat, 03 Mar 2010 19:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>1:43:37</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Ninthbatter, StarWars, Star Wars, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rustonoviche, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>#29- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Less futbol more warcraft... or starw wars even"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode 29 of The Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Rustee, V, and Kormus sit down and talk with Brian from Raid Warning</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sun, 14 Mar 2010 19:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>1:54:56</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Raidwarning, Soccer, Brian, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rustonoviche, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>#30- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Episode 1 of the /Vent podcast"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode 30 of The Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Rustee, V, and Kormus sit down and talk with Fen from the Ventchat podcast</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sun, 21 Mar 2010 19:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>1:56:50</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Ventchat, Zombies, Fen, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rustonoviche, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
 
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<title>#31- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Lets dock and shout Ooi Ooi"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode 31 of The Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Rustee, V, and Kormus sit down and talk 3.3.3</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sun, 21 Mar 2010 19:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>1:24:27</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Zombies, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rustonoviche, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#32- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Urban Dictionary Explosions....on your face"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode 32 of The Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Rustee, V, and Kormus sit down and talk Class Reviews</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sat, 10 Apr 2010 19:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>2:01:03</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Class Review, Tales of a priest, Derevka, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rustonoviche, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#33- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Can Derevka have a baby? YES HE CAN!"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode 33 of The Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Rustee, V, Derevka, and AvaTheBitch sit down and talk Class Reviews</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sun, 18 Apr 2010 19:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>2:04:10</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Class Review, Tales of a priest, Derevka, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rustonoviche, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#34- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Thanks, suck my finger Mom"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode 34 of The Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Rustee, V, and Kormus talk about NOTHING!</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sun, 25 Apr 2010 19:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>1:34:17</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Google Voice, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rustonoviche, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#35- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Human Emen"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode 35 of The Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Rustee, V, Kormus sit down with Thespius and talk Cataclysmic changes</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sat, 01 May 2010 19:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>2:33:12</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Google Voice, Thespius, Raid Warning, Matticus, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rustonoviche, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#36- The Slash 2 Podcast: "It was torn a sunder"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode 36 of The Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Rustee and Kormus sit down and talk about nothing special</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Mon, 10 May 2010 19:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>1:15:46</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Google Voice, Kormus, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rustonoviche, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#37- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Ninthbatter violently attacks my boner"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode 37 of The Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Rustee, V, and Kormus sit down and talk about nothing special with Ninthbatter</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sun, 23 May 2010 19:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>2:15:05</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Google Voice, Kormus, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rustonoviche, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#38- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Glittering Cinnamon Taint"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode 38 of The Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Rustee, V, and Kormus sit down and talk about nothing</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sat, 29 May 2010 19:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>1:52:20</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Google Voice, Kormus, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rustonoviche, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>Reminder!!!!</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>The Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>We arent dead!</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jun 2010 19:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:00:59</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Google Voice, Kormus, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rustonoviche, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#40- The Slash 2 Podcast: "SupaFan #2- Placenta Redux"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode 40 of The Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Rustee, V, and Kormus sit down with our SupaFans!</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jun 2010 19:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>2:35:44</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Super Fan, Kormus, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rustonoviche, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#41- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Smurf Bukkake"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode 41 of The Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Rustee, V, and Kormus sit down and talke 3.3.5</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jun 2010 19:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>1:41:28</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Smurf, Would you Rather, Kormus, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rustonoviche, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#42- The Slash 2 Podcast: "3 Guys, 1 Cup of Semen"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode 42 of The Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Rustee, V, and Kormus sit down and discuss a few of the upcoming Cataclysm Beta changes, Raiding, and Mel Gibson</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sat, 03 Jul 2010 19:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>1:54:31</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Beta, Mel Gibson, Would you Rather, Kormus, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rustonoviche, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#43- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Warcraft Butthole News"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode 43 of The Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Rustee, V, and Kormus sit down and discuss RealID, new talent changes, and the death of Would you Rather.</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sat, 10 Jul 2010 19:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>1:57:38</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Beta, RealID, Would you Rather, Kormus, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rustonoviche, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#44- The Slash 2 Podcast: "The Fast and the Bi-Curious"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode 44 of The Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Rustee, V, and Kormus sit down and discuss Classes, new Talents, some RealID news and lookout for movie talk.</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sat, 17 Jul 2010 19:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>2:07:56</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Beta, RealID, Would you Rather, Kormus, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rustonoviche, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#45- The Slash 2 Podcast: "The Year of Hope"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode 45 of The Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Rustee, V, and Kormus sit down and discuss Starcraft 2, Dungeon sets, Phobias and Rustee has a bad connection.</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sat, 31 Jul 2010 19:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>2:03:29</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Beta, Starcraft, Phobia, Kormus, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rustonoviche, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#46- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Kormus Bell Sex Robot"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode 46 of The Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks Slash 2 Podcast we have a Draechen from Dregcast as a guest. The gang talks alittle about how they got their names, with Kormus revealing the hidden magic theme behind his (Ill give you a hint, its pretty lame). We open the can on the big debate of the 90's... To eat your pizza crust first? We talk Starcraft and how V and Rusty blow dick compared to Drae. Rustee tries to talk alittle Cata news but the cast will have non of it. Your itunes reviews, emails, and of course those awesome voicemails, all on this weeks /2 podcast!</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sat, 7 Aug 2010 19:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>2:32:18</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Beta, Starcraft, Draechen, Kormus, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rustonoviche, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#47- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Sucky Ass Pee Pee"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode 47 of The Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary> On this weeks /2 Podcast we celebrate Rustee's birthday with a ventchat inspired marathon. Sure we joked about "were gonna go for hours....but after 7 we finally called it quits. Youll get to see Rustee come full circle from tipsy, innebriated, flat out ass drunk and back again (After Tonya cut him off) I would write more but I am not really sure what all went down in the show. I know at one point we went all nostalgic on WoW and talked about it for like 2 hours. Oh yeah I remember now, Ninthbatter and Fen from Ventchat suddenly appear and scare me to death somehow. There was something else but I cant really remember right now...... oh well. All that and more on this week Slash 2 Podcast.  </itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sat, 21 Aug 2010 19:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>7:00:17</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Beta, Starcraft, Drunk, Fen, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rustonoviche, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#48- The Slash 2 Podcast: "The Ghost Shit is REAL!"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode 48 of The Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary> On this weeks Episode of /2, we shake of the alcohol from last week and dive into some serious discussion... and poop talk. We look at the new Blizzard in game theorycrafting and what it will mean for players who just cant seem to make up their minds. The 2010 Blizzcon Pet has been announced and we think it will dip into the sales of Cataclysm Collectors Edition sales. Rusty shares with us an epic tale about a Ghost shit and wants to know if it ever happened to you. We have itunes reviews, emails, 1 voicemail :( all of that and more on this weeks Slash 2 Podcast. </itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sat, 28 Aug 2010 19:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>1:53:34</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Ghost Shit, Starcraft, Drunk, Robot, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rustonoviche, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#49- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Barrel Chest Beat Down"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode 49 of The Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary> On this weeks episode of /2, we are joined by Fancy (AKA Barrel Chest). We discuss the loss of ZG as a raid instance and what this may mean for the Blizzard store. Its countdown to Blizzcon where Rusty dreams about his days with Fancy. SC2 gets hit with a big ol nerf stick (Who the fuck plays that game now anyway). And we discuss the big Horde 5man re-roll. Your emails and Voicemails oh and don’t forget about Superfan #3 which is happening NEXT week. All that and more on this weeks Slash 2 Podcast. </itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sat, 04 Sep 2010 19:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>1:54:58</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Fancy, Starcraft, Barrel Chest, ZG, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rustonoviche, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#50- The Slash 2 Podcast: "SupaFan #3 Contingency Plan"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode 50 of The Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary> On this weeks /2......ITS SUPAFAN DAY, what more can I really say? We were joined by a continually growing crowd  and I believe at its fullest we had 16 people live on the show at one time. The Chatroom was rocken awesome and despite some technical difficulties toward the end, it was a terrific show. We update you on how the Horde 5 Man Reroll is going. We discuss our own attempts to free Gnomergon and Zalazanes fall. We take a hard look at Guild cohesion in the upcoming Cataclysm expansion and with it some neat bonuses like guild mounts, and how blizzard is taking a BC mentality for Cata when it comes to raiding and gearing up for those raids by utilizing NORMAL dungeons. (wow!). All of that along with an awesome song by Ninthbatter, and a contest where you can win a copy of Assassins Creed Brotherhood! (YEAH BABY!), on this weeks Slash 2 Podcast.</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sat, 11 Sep 2010 19:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>4:17:24</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, SupaFan, Ninthbatter song, Ventrilo, Fan, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rusty, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#51- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Hit the Record Button Damnit"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode 51 of The Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary> On this weeks Slash 2 Podcast Kormus, V, and Rustee sit down and and talk in really poor quality for 1 hour because Rustee is to stupid to hit a friggin record button... Kormus plays WOW while we podcast.... Yeah no surprises there I know. The conversation doesn't really go anywhere until Rustee gets fired up about welfare and lucid dreams. All that and a bottle of shit pills on this weeks /2.</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Tue, 21 Sep 2010 19:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>2:14:42</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Welfare, Assassin, Dreams, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rusty, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#52- The Slash 2 Podcast: "I Kissed a Fen and I Liked It"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode 52 of The Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks Slash 2 Podcast, its just Kormus and Rustee because V's wife just gave birth to little Rustella, however the wow news keeps coming. We take a look at the Cata mount discrepancy w/ Worgen and the Scorpion King.  Popcap games invades Cataclysm with the release of a plants vs zombies knockoff in game quest. Alchemist rejoice as they can finally because mega dragons and haul around their friends. Will the combining of realm first raiding achievements being shared by all size groups be the final straw for the 25 man raider? We also examine the upcoming change to the mobile armory application as it soon gets its first taste of guild chat.  The great Horde 5 Man Reroll continues and a 3rd group seems to be forming up. Of course we still have the awesome contest with Ninthbatter where we are giving away a copy of the 3rd chapter in the Assassins Creed series.  Your emails, voicemails, and some extra production time all on this weeks /2 podcast!</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sat, 25 Sep 2010 19:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>2:00:00</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Worgen, Assassin, Dog, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rusty, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#53- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Fire Up the Vaporizer"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode 53 of The Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks /2, Rusty faces the music and owns up to missing last weeks show. Once we get past that Kormus and V join for some good old fashion wow bashen fun. Cata gets a release date, We dissect the new flexible raid lockout system and always end up back at 15 man raiding. We examine the new spell Q system, which at this point we all seem pretty divided on. Blizzcon tickets have been mailed and schedules deployed it seems there is going to be a rocken party down in Anaheim, you should all signup, along with Warcraft reaching 12 million subscriptions.

Later we are joined by Ava who was asked by Rustee to help the show out alittle with some good ol fashion horror movie discussion. We know it will be dangerous when her and Kormus start talking about movies only 8 people have heard of but it will still be fun ;) This week we talk Daybreakers, Devil, and Toolbox Murders. Rusty announces the /2 swag he is bringing to the TNB meetup at blizzcon and after the show we have a special treat from Ninthbatter who Rustee is weeziling to get yet another segment from. Of course we have all your email, Voicemail, and a new itunes review on this epic episode of the Slash 2 Podcast.</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sat, 09 Oct 2010 19:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>2:42:50</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Ava, Assassin, Horror, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rusty, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#54- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Sauce Your Douche Please"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode 54 of The Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks Slash 2 Podcast; Kormus, V, and Rusty sit down and discuss their interaction with patch 4.01. We delve into a new segment called Queer Eye for the WoW guy... The great Horde 5 Man reroll is still going strong but with the recent class changes leveling may not be how you remember it. Ava joins us again and discusses the movie Elves which was the first horror movie Rustee had ever seen. Motel Hell gets a good review and we are intrigued by the extremely bad looking upcoming movie "Raped by Satan". Ninthbatter makes his 2nd segment appearance to discuss douche-bags in the online community. All that and more on this exciting episode of /2.</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sat, 16 Oct 2010 19:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>2:49:25</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Ava, Assassin, Horror, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rusty, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#55- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Seriously!? Slow down Rustee. Really!?"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode 55 of The Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks episode of The Slash 2 Podcast, its the return of Rustee! After being out for a few weeks due to Blizzcon, and the subsequent death of his beloved cellular AMP he rejoins V and Kormus as well as special guest Fancy for a action packed episode. Rustee seems to be talking alittle fast due to a mild allergic reaction to caffeine, WHEEE!!!!!!! but all the information is still there. We talk rated BGs, The new community site, Cataclysm crap and more. We also announce at the winner of the Assassins Creed Brotherhood Contest, Mimphis97 for his awesome entry.  Ava stops by and talks about something... since I stepped out and didn't come back for like 30 min I missed it so I will know when you know :). Ninthbatter adds on his 3rd segment and gives us a real treat with a special Halloween edition jam session. All that and more on this weeks /2 podcast!</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Mon, 8 Nov 2010 19:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>2:49:25</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Ava, Assassin, Horror, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rusty, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#56- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Nailed it, SON"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode 56 of The Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks episode of the Slash 2 Podcast; Rustee, V and Kormus sit down and take a look at the sudden 180 on 25 man rated BGs. There are new pets on the horizon but Kormus talks about some you may not see again. Druid flight forms are all the rage but what about updating models for the other races? We also take a look at changes coming to professions like Alchemy and Enchanting for Cataclysm. We have emails, voicemails, and clones who jack eachother off on this weeks /2 podcast.</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sun, 14 Nov 2010 19:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>2:15:26</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Clone, Alchemy, PVP, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rusty, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#57- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Kormus Says Goodbye?"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode 57 of The Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks episode of the Slash 2 Podcast we talk alittle about WoW with the upcoming Shattering off Azeroth. Rustee pokes fun at the Rated BGs again, to be honest there wasn't a hole lot to talk about that we haven't already discussed. Ava joins us again this week to discuss some Crazies, WalkingDead, and some shitty total recall type of movie (she wakes up TWICE). Rustee fixes the economy. Fancy saves lives. The show ends. Kormus quits and its all V's fault. All that and more on this weeks /2 podcast.</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sat, 20 Nov 2010 19:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>2:53:50</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Quit, Walking Dead, PVP, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rusty, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#58- The Slash 2 Podcast: "The Breakening of Cadakism"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode 58 of The Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks Slash 2 Podcast, the forces of good and weird battle out of podcast supremacy as The Kormus show attempts to take over our airwaves. Once the monster is subdued we take an intimate look at how Rustee, V, and Kormus are handling the shattering of Azeroth.  What has Blizzard gotten correct, and what did they seem to miss. We have a wide range of experiences so far so be sure to tune in. The Batter Box is back with another great Turkey day segment. All that and much more on this weeks /2 Podcast!</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Mon, 29 Nov 2010 19:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>2:16:24</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Shattering, Leveling, PVP, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rusty, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#59- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Starring Delicious JoPefr"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode 59 of The Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks Slash 2 Podcast we delv deeper into what we have been doing and give our reactions into what has been happening post-shattering. Kormus rings in the 6 year anniversary of Warcraft with an awesome gift. The Horde 5 man has passed 60, we look back and see how the experiment has payed off. I leak from Blizzards china division gives us new insight into the release schedule for upcoming Blizzard titles and expansions. Rustee is upgrading his system in preperation for Cata. Ava stops by and talks about Deathbed (or as retitles Fuckbed, the bed that eats…you out.) All that as well as tons of great voicemails, emails, and some killer itunes reviews, on this weeks /2.</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sat, 04 Dec 2010 19:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>2:31:38</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Shattering, Leveling, PVP, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rusty, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>Launch Night- The Slash 2 Podcast</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Cataclysm Launch Night on Mumble</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Listen as we wait for Cataclysm to go LIVE!</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Wed, 22 Dec 2010 19:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>2:37:34</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Shattering, Leveling, PVP, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rusty, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#60- The Slash 2 Podcast: "7 out of 9"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #60 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks episode of /2 we welcome back the awesomeness that is Kormus, Rustee, and V. The guys go over what they have been doing this past month. Get our up to date take on Cataclysm, raiding and more. Ava stops by to talk alittle WoW as well as dive into some gems of holiday horror we may have missed. Ninth has another Batter Box for us. And V needs to learn more about loving himself. All that and more on this weeks Slash 2 Podcast.</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Mon, 10 Jan 2011 19:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>2:19:19</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Cataclysm, Leveling, Jackoff, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rusty, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#61- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Have you hugged your MethBeaver today?"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #61 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>METH BEAVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Thurs, 20 Jan 2011 19:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>2:12:38</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Cataclysm, Beaver, Meth, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rusty, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#62- The Slash 2 Podcast: "What's brown and sticky?"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #62 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Kormus, V, and Rustee are back at it thank YOU for being a friend. We get a raiding recap on how the guys are doing in Cata, Rusty thinks blizzard needs a whippen for all the BAD in the past. Sinestra was killed and the killers werent thrilled. Ava drops by with Duke Nukem news, Movies, and more. An all new batterbox this week where Ninth tackles…. RACE!L!L!@>!@E ZOMGIWES. All that and more on this weeks /2 podcast.</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Mon, 24 Jan 2011 19:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>2:22:57</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Cataclysm, stick, Meth, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rusty, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#63- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Oral"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #63 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>This week on the Slash 2 Podcast, Rustee, V and Kormus discuss the upcoming changes related to rated BGs and patch 4.0.6. We get a rundown of why V is a lazy fuck when it comes to Arena, Tailoring, and improving his toon on his own (He never reads these things lol) Kormus finds the G spot. and We give away some prizes!! All that and more on this weeks /2.</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Tue, 8 Feb 2011 19:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>2:58:48</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Cataclysm, Oral, Meth, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rusty, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#64- The Slash 2 Podcast: "We didnt talk about Rift"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #64 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>As the title says, on this weeks show we talk about…….. Warcraft and shit. Rustee has shit to do, so we pound out a 1 hour show to see how the rest of the world does it….. it sucks. Dont even download this horrid episode, I feel like I sneezed and the show was over. How do you do a 1 hour show and feel like you did anything…</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Mon, 14 Feb 2011 20:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>1:28:55</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Cataclysm, 1 hour, Meth, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rusty, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#65- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Frontwiper Minority Report"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #65 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks episode of /2 we kick of the /2 Guest Explosion with Thespius. Now you may remember Thespius has been involved with alot of WoW smut films and has organized several Blizzcon Meet and Eat ups at the Hilton. We sit down and discuss a few changes in wow, how we feel the game is doing and….. well… do what /2 does. Go off on wild tangent chasing the white rabbit the entire time. Ninthbatter declares the war is over on this weeks batterbox, and Ava is sick  . Join us for a legendary show.</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2011 20:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>2:43:21</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Cataclysm, Thespius, Raid Warning, Meth, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rusty, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#66- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Every last Tic Tac"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #66 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>This week we are joined by Ry and J (Im to lazy to type the full names go suck myself) from STOPcast. We dive into this weeks news items, and talk a smidgen of rift talk. It seems that we develop a love of tic tacs... lol fun stuff. Oh and my old warlock toon Rustonoviche gives us a surprise phone call that is simply epic. We even drag Ava fresh from the hospital for awhile to introduce us to Drunk Tank Gaming. THANKS AVA! All that and more on this weeks /2 podcast!!</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Tue, 1 Mar 2011 20:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>2:49:09</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Cataclysm, STOPcast, Tic Tac, Meth, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rusty, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#67- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Kormus, the stoneyBABY Puncher"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #67 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks episode of The Slash 2 Podcast we get joined by Stoneybaby the man behind the magic over at BigCrits.com We dive into the project which has just started its 3rd season and look at where the future goes. Rustee is interested until he find out its another #backwiper. Its pretty much a wash from then on out. Ava joins us for an exciting new /2 horror section, and is officially dubbed the Slash 2 Whore of Horror. Ninthbatter has a gross gross batterbox about blowjobs and the taste of semen…… yeah I know… Anyway it was another awesome guest show. Be sure to write in to ninthbatter for batterbox suggestions. GOOD DAY SIR! Oha nd Kormus punches babies. All that and more on this weeks /2 podcast.</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Mon, 7 Mar 2011 20:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>2:54:51</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Cataclysm, BigCrits, Stoneybaby, Meth, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rusty, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#68- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Leech buries his WINNING deep in my PODCAST"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #68 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks Slash 2 Podcast, we are joined by the guys from This Is Outcasted for our GAYEST show ever. They pretty much lay down the law this time to prove they are infact much gayer than we are. After being humbled for more than an hour we finally get to talk alittle warcraft. Rustee busts a gut many times this week, its sure to go down as one of the funniest episodes we have ever done. Ava stops byt for alittle while, Rustonoviche drops in and breaks his NDA and reveals some secrets about SWTOR... Yeah you heard me right. We have an all new batterbox followed by a Ninthbatter jam session. This week on /2 it was ALL about winning. Especailly when Johnny power bottoms Kormus around 3:23.</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sun, 13 Mar 2011 20:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>4:08:08</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Cataclysm, This is Outcasted, Leech, Gay, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rusty, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#69- The Slash 2 Podcast: "You can't wash off El Ranedor"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #69 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks Slash 2 Podcast we are joined by yet another awesome guest, in the form of JeffP2662 from RPGWeekly, and awesome podcast about roleplaying games, video games, and all topics in between ( I GOT IT!!!) This week in the world of WoW news we look at how Blizzard is rebalancing 10 mans, and we get some hints as to what they are activetly working on from a small "ask the Dev's" segment. In this we take a look at world PVP, and the possibility (NOT) of updated player textures. RIFT TALK OMG. Rustee shares his experience with brute force hacked in RIFT (Its magical) and much much more. Ava joins us for some good ol fashion movie talk and we have an awesome new caller who gets a really good question out there. Join us this week on /2 baby!

Also make sure to check out the relief effort Ninthbatter is participating in, where he will match every dollar you donate; why? because hes a better person than you.</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Mon, 21 Mar 2011 20:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>3:43:48</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Cataclysm, RPGweekly, JeffP, Ranedor, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rusty, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#70- The Slash 2 Podcast: "This is the show that never ends"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #70 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>SUPA FAN!!!!!! What more can we really say? This is probably our 2nd or 3rd longest show ever and it was our BEST! What a hilarious time and what a great utpouring of support from within our own community. Thanks again everyone and dont forget to check in for some PIMP contests!!!! Like, WIN A METHY SHIRT!!!! </itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Tue, 05 Apr 2011 20:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>5:16:11</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Cataclysm, SupaFan, Contest, Cap, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rusty, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#71- The Slash 2 Podcast: "POWERGIRL lunges at you with HUGE TITS"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #71 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks episode of /2 Its just us boring 3 guys and Ava. We introduce everyone to our new Legend of the Green Dragon server, its like a MUD but more clicky clicky. Rustee helps avoid a government shutdown and we actually talk a little Warcraft. The crew stands up for blizzard regarding the new Call to Arms feature, then rips their ass out regarding the “huge expense’ it is for them to do things for us in the game. Its not like we are paying for the content…. oh shit never mind. CONTESTS, CONTESTS, CONTESTS. Forresst wins some fucken weird joke book and AVA is giving away some AWESOME SHIT. Plus a contest just for MP3 listeners is hidden away in here, get some cool stuff and help design NPC’s in our LOTGD server. All that and more on this weeks /2 podcast. </itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sun, 10 Apr 2011 20:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>2:44:33</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Cataclysm, Call to Arms, Contest, Cap, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rusty, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#72- The Slash 2 Podcast: "I vendored my baby"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #72 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks Slash 2 Podcast; Rustee, V, and Kormus sit down and talk about the cost of blizzcon and the AMAZING deal it is….Blizzard still refuses to let achievements mean anything but a silly number you can find on the armory, and we take a look at how the LOTGD server is doing, while Rustee discusses the upcoming release of our Diku based MUD.  Contest winners GALORE with grinningwolf nailing down the MP3 contest where Rustee will make him an actual character in the new MUD. The methey contest is still going strong. Ava and Rane stop in to discuss horror and amputee porn. Rane introduces us to CakeFart.com and V falls in love. We end out with Ninthbatter telling you what to do with your useless life. All that and more on this weeks /2 podcast! </itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sat, 16 Apr 2011 20:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>2:46:33</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Cataclysm, Cake Fart, MUD, LOTGD, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rusty, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#73- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Steam powered jackoff machine"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #73 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks slash 2 Podcast we re-examine the release of 4.1 and what it brings to you, Rustee shares a story of the Zoo, In more wow news we look at the all new guild finder system and the gang talks alittle about not raiding this week.  The all Slash 2 mud is out and open to play. After hearing V's wife's reaction to cakefarts we sit Tonya down and listen to her reaction. There is an all new battersbox taking a look at the "grand illusion". All that and a bag of shit, on this weeks /2 podcast!</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sun, 24 Apr 2011 20:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>2:46:07</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Cataclysm, Cake Fart, MUD, Patch, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rusty, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#74- The Slash 2 Podcast: "I can almost reach your Grimace"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #74 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks episode of the Slash 2 Podcast we actually have ALOT of wow to discuss. Get the gangs reaction to the 2 “new” dungeons released this week in 4.1 and more exciting is the smattering of information released for 4.2! Feeling as if Blizzard read our minds and perhaps even listened to the show they have answered the champions call. We asked “what is going on with thrall, why isn’t he doing more in this xpac” And looky looky now! We asked for more progressive daily quests and story telling through those quests…. well well well… No we aren’t clairvoyant we just play this game and have great ideas on how to make it fun again. We got a 1 star review this week by another guy who just doesn’t “get it”. But that’s OK we have one of the BEST iTunes reviews in quite sometime by someone who DOES get it. The batter box this week is all about finding your life partner (even if its a robot). We have contest winners GALORE, and Ava is pimped out to the riftriders. All this and much more on the /2 podcast!</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sat, 30 Apr 2011 20:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>2:39:59</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Cataclysm, Contest, 4.1, Patch, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rustee, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#75- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Reverse Piledriver: It's more better"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #75 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks Slash 2 Podcast the gang gets together and works some frustrations out. Ustream is a bitch. Ava+ AIDS drops by to infect us with the T-Virus. V decides to randomly invite people and calls in a pinch hitter, Fen, to save this show. I don’t even remember what all we talked about because I am SO thirsty… its days later and I am still thirsty. A great batterbox this week talking about some shitty Southpark episode and bad journalism. Big props to SUMDUDE for winning the methey contest! Im tired of writing notes and would rather just finish…… fuck. </itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Mon, 9 May 2011 20:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>3:52:22</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Cataclysm, Contest, Piledriver, Patch, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rustee, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#76- The Slash 2 Podcast: "3 Points for Rapturbation"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #76 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks slash 2 podcast we sit around and rapturbate to eachother.... and its HOT! We open the phone lines to let the listener call in and confess their deepest darkest secrets so that they may be forgiven before the world ends. It turns out to be hilarious and most likely will be a permanent segment on the show. I could go on and on or you could just LISTEN.... yeha youll listen alright.</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sun, 22 May 2011 20:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>3:16:55</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Cataclysm, Contest, Rapture, Patch, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rustee, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#77- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Falling on the 24 hour tightener"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #77 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>
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<itunes:summary>On this weeks /2 podcast, its Drunk Bitch Friday! Tonya takes the reins and pulls the show into overdrive, weve got on air birthday spanking, slurred words, and lots of fun. Things really take a twist when Rustee hands the show over to the guys and we start adding people to the call. All I can say is stick around because the second half becomes an all out shit fest when Tonya starts dishing out Rustee’s secrets. Ninth brings us a batterbox describing how you need to chill the fuck out because I dont like your game… atleast thats what I took it as. All that and the herpes, on this weeks Slash 2 Podcast.</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sun, 29 May 2011 20:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>5:15:44</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Cataclysm, Tonya, Drunk, Bitch, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rustee, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#78- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Pocket Wookie says Whaaaaaagh"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #78 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>
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<itunes:summary>On this weeks episode of the Slash 2 Podcast, we delve into alittle nerd talk, geek out alittle on upcoming technologies, and talk about our week. The real content this week came from you the listener, we had some GREAT emails and some awesome confessions for the first ever "Confessional Booth" , and an absolute TON of voicemail, where we talk about plans for 4.2, picklesthecat completes a sentence, and Podcastitute recorded a fart! Ava drops by to chill with the boys to answer emails and have a short discussion about Robin Williams and how scary he can really be!!! The batterbox this week focuses on foreskin and snip snip. Apologies to all those who kept getting booted by Ustream for participating in chat :( All that and more on this weeks /2 Podcast!</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sat, 04 Jun 2011 20:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>3:16:44</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Cataclysm, Suicide, Pickles, Wookie, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rustee, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#79- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Jazz Tricky Dick"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #79 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>
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<itunes:summary>On this weeks /2, the hosts totally GEEK THE FUCK OUT. Were talking Comics, Cartoons and PILE of E3 discussions. We also have another week of awesome voicemails and emails from YOU guys. Ava sleeps in and misses everything. Pickles nails us with almost 5 minutes worth of calls, and Ninth busts out another batterbox explosion in your face. Also the AscensionGC forums have been revamped and Ninth is sponsoring a new contest involving sex ponies. All that and much more on this weeks Slash 2 Podcast.</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sun, 12 Jun 2011 20:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>3:20:30</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Cataclysm, E3, Pickles, Geek, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rustee, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#80- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Kids like Leashes and Whiskey"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #80 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>
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<itunes:summary>On this weeks episode of the Slash 2 Podcast, Rustee suffers from technical difficulty meltdown and has to deal with people off mic. Kormus and V get to play while Rustee is away and bust out some favorite toy talk.  Ava joins the guys today just to sit around and bullshit. Rustee announces a new contest for our forums to get you motivated to join up and participate, dont forget one more week left for Ninthbatters contest. Ninth also confesses one of his sins this week. Did I mention we have a TON of great email and voicemail this week? Well we do and its awesome! All that and alot more Rustee failures on this weeks /2 podcast!</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sun, 19 Jun 2011 20:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>3:29:53</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Cataclysm, Grammar, Pickles, Geek, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rustee, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#81- The Slash 2 Podcast: "No Blood, Poo, or Children"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #81 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>
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<itunes:summary>On this weeks Slash 2.... Its SupaFAN!!!! I dont know what more I can say, we broke the record this week for the number of people for Superfan. KICK ASS! Kormus wasn't able to make it tonight however, so the entire show is dedicated to him and what hes probably doing right now. Although he did get to make an appearance. We have contest winners!! Congrats to Vampira on the MyLittlePony contest, a TON of great entries however. And a super awesome drawing of the /2 in Pony form. Frak_You wasn't happy enough with the Introduce yourself contest so its been revamped into a NSFW Porn pic contest (lol yeah I know) get those entries in!!!! (PS. If I see someone looking at that thread longer than 5 minutes I WILL talk about you on the show. We have a new intro this week thanks to Marty McFly! All that and a pile of hot towels, on this weeks /2 Podcast!</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Mon, 27 Jun 2011 20:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>5:10:57</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Cataclysm, Super Fan, SupaFan, Geek, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rustee, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#82- The Slash 2 Podcast: "The internet gods turn their backs"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #82 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks Slash 2 Podcast, Kormus and V take the reins and have a fucking show!!! Rustee is having internet problems out the ass and “tried” to cancel the show, but V and Kormus had other plans. Rustee eventually MacGyver’s his rig into letting him in, a little… We have a ton of TV talk, including the much awaited Game of Thrones special. Ustream turns into a super dickwad hosting solution and starts playing 30 second adds every 15 minutes over top the live show, by the end of the night we had 3 listeners left. Good Game Ustream. All that and abag of dicks, on this weeks /2 podcast.</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jul 2011 20:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>3:19:31</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Cataclysm, Game of Thrones, Ustream, Geek, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rustee, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#83- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Grow him a sister, cause Pickles needs some guns"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #83 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks Slash 2 Podcast, Rustee's internet is slightly better so the guys sit back and do what comes natural. We have a new intro this week from KeizerSheizer (Its probably spelled wrong but Im in a hurry damnit!) Kormus and Rustee give their take on Firelands raiding so far, V however is unable to play. Kormus finds a voice modulation setting and WONT FUCKING STOP. Most of the show is just Rustee and Kormus because V starts playing TF2 during the show and is unable to focus on more than one task at a time. (PODCASTING EXCELLENCE) We end up on a huge discussion surrounding Zynga games and its upcoming IPO. We have calls and emails for you, an excellent BatterBox regarding FEAR. and Spudpuffin sent us an MP3 from his furry club er class of some sort. After the show abunch of us hopped on Steam and played TF2 for most of the night. All THAT and a Pickles call on this weeks /2 Podcast.</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sun, 10 Jul 2011 20:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>2:52:45</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Cataclysm, Team Fortress 2,TF2, LOL, Geek, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rustee, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#84- The Slash 2 Podcast: "RusteeMountain: Shaved, Bound, and Unknown"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #84 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks super short episode of the Slash 2 Podcast, the guys talk about multiple topics, I’m tired, and writing show notes is not really that fun. I hate you guys. Does anyone ever even read these things? I tell you what, the first person who emails me slash2podcast@gmail.com and tells me they LOVE show notes and cant live without them, I will mail you /2 shotglass. (US only, other places will get something gay) Ninthbatter has the 30th batterbox. Rustee gives away some games. The guys sound bored as hell, but then we call it a short show and go play TF2!!! WOO WOO!!!</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jul 2011 20:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>2:04:26</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Cataclysm, Team Fortress 2,TF2, LOL, Geek, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rustee, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#85- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Fatty"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #85 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Since quite alot of you actually did write me this week telling me you want show notes, Ill put like 30 seconds worth of effort into them this week.........

On this weeks Slash 2 Podcast, Ava returns with the boys who discuss a stammering ammount of topics and even dreaded POLITICS.... We have a new intro this week submitted by GigRustee creates like 3 new words, and Kormus cant help but correct him. V decides to quit warcraft, while Kormus and Rustee continue the fight. We discuss the fun we have been having playing TF2. Its a great episode this week, mainly because Ninthbatter was gone and no one got any side weener pics. All that and much more on this weeks /2 Podcast!</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jul 2011 20:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>2:33:22</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Cataclysm, Team Fortress 2,TF2, LOL, Geek, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rustee, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#86- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Forgotten Titles"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #86 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks Slash 2 Podcast, the guys (and gal) are back for a terrific episode filled with Rusty energy. We discuss a smattering of topics as we remember past shows. A brand new intro by ElRanedor and a new song by Ninthbatter!  Rustee plays mastermind for abit leading the show in whatever direction he wants.  Contests were delayed 1 week due to Tonya’s schedule, but free stuff IS coming. Plenty of geek, movie, gaming, and penis talk. On this weeks /2 podcast!</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Wed, 3 Aug 2011 20:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>2:32:16</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Cataclysm, Team Fortress 2,TF2, LOL, Geek, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rustee, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#87- The Slash 2 Podcast: "So Clotty"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #87 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks episode of Slash 2, we are minus 1 kormus but replace him with 1.5 Ava. As usual V and Ava spend like 15 minutes straight discussing wow and its SO boring for Rustee, hes so OVER Warcraft, but theses 2 just keep going and going…. wait…..WHAT?! Yeah the 2 people who dont play talked forever about it. But its /2 and they can do whatever the fuck they want. FUCKER. Dont judge us. We have alittle  more wow talk, some Diablo 3 talk, which includes a discussion over the new AH system. Ava puts together a great list for BGH and shares it with us, BEST SHARK MOVIES! Ninthbatter swings in a home run this week with Forrrreesssssttttttt on this weeks Batterbox.  As usual you can join us all after the show on Steam for TF2 Madness!!! We had some big contest winners this week, getting some awesome Blizzard T-Shirts. Grats to Deringer, Giggidee, and CoonArse! Rnae wona special prize of a /2 thong! All that and much more on this weeks /2 Podcast.</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Thu, 11 Aug 2011 20:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>2:35:03</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Cataclysm, Team Fortress 2,TF2, LOL, Geek, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rustee, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#88- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Retro Biblical Cockfight"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #88 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks Monday edition of the Slash 2 Podcast, we start out with RETRO GAMING HOUR with Kormus and Rustee. V finally decides to show up and after some lame excuses for his abscence he and Kormus get into an epic debate over religion and politics….. yeah I know…..sorry. If anything just listen out how heated they get at eachother. As soon as thats finally over V says fuck off and leaves and its just Rustee and Kormus again to talk about WOW and raiding. as jumbled as this weeks show was there is some real MEAT in these discussions so I advise you to not miss it. All that and much more on this weeks /2 podcast!</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Tue, 16 Aug 2011 20:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>2:21:48</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Cataclysm, Team Fortress 2,TF2, LOL, Geek, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rustee, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#89- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Way to Ruin Popcorn"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #89 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks Slash 2 Podcast, the gangs is all together and Rustee is hopped up on goofball Mt.Dew! Ava shows up tripped her balls of on Morphine and we learn a little to much about a pesky “ailment”.  We dive head first into the ongoing telco BULLSHIT that ATT has been pulling after the release of certain documents involving the purchase of Tmobile. The beloved company of HP is dissolving its PC line including tablets. We all heard how much V loved his new HP Touchpad, this comes as a shocker, but the real shocker is the fact that the remaining stock tablets will be sold for $99-$149…. when they are normally $399-$499 respectfully. WOW, the gang spends the entire show salivating trying to cheat the system to get one early…. did we succeed? WOW news galore with the upcoming 4.3 patch… and by upcoming I mean 3-4 months from now…. is it to little to late? Yes. All that and much more on this weeks /2 podcast.</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sat, 20 Aug 2011 20:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>2:41:49</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Cataclysm, HP, Touchpad,TF2, LOL, Geek, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rustee, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#90- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Crayola Rocks!"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #90 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks episode of the slash 2 podcast, The guys meet up for another Monday show, the low down of the show down, we talk alot about the Touchpad we all got since last week. StarWars Beta news, The new TF2 server, a couple of show reviews, fleshlights and much much more. Bonus HP Touchpad talk after the batterbox. All that and much more on this weeks /2 podcast.</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Wed, 31 Aug 2011 20:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>2:02:31</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Cataclysm, HP, Touchpad,TF2, LOL, Geek, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rustee, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#91- The Slash 2 Podcast: "C-Bone Rattlesnatch"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #91 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Its SupaFan Bitches!!!</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Wed, 7 Sep 2011 20:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>4:18:58</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Cataclysm, HP, Fan,TF2, LOL, Geek, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rustee, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#92- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Mixtape Lovers"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #92 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks /2, its just me and V. Playing the lonely fiddle and trying to decipher what makes a woman really tick(ed off). Im late putting this up so make some magic with popcorn fruit nutballs.</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Thu, 15 Sep 2011 20:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>1:30:45</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Cataclysm,V, Fan,TF2, LOL, Geek, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rustee, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#93- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Insatiable Pubic Buffer"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #93 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks Slash 2 Podcast, 3 penis's and 1 vagina sit back and have an energy filled laugh session. (Guess whot he Vagina was). We dig up memories from the past and get an update on how the paper office is going. Rustee tells of this dream called the internet, and Kormus takes his licks for missing the show last week. In all its one of the best and certainly one of the funnest shows in awhile. Please enjoy and tell your friends.</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Wed, 21 Sep 2011 20:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>3:01:41</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Cataclysm,V, Fan,TF2, LOL, Geek, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rustee, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#94- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Rookiecast"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #94 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks Slash 2 Podcast, we sit down with speical guest Ninthbatter, to take a long hard look at how to fix this economy and get our country back on track to be the once great neation it was always meant to be. We also talk about eating dicks and fucking robots. Lots of great Phone Calls and emails, and a very special 1 star review on itunes. All that and much more on this weeks /2 podcast.</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Wed, 27 Sep 2011 20:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>3:13:05</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Cataclysm,V, Rookie,TF2, LOL, Geek, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rustee, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#95- The Slash 2 Podcast: "A 5 Riku Podcast"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #95 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks episode of /2 we are joined by Mary and Frak_you, who sit down and put up with our amateur bullshit, we try to play a game and Rusty goes ragecage with anger. We have a rubuttle voicemail from the guy who loves pee. Tons of voicemails and Emails, a contest for Mp3 listeners only and much much more. And did we mention the hosts must eat alittle crow for Mary for past indiscretions. All that and much more on this weeks Slash 2 Podcast.</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sun, 09 Oct 2011 20:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>3:47:09</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Cataclysm,V, Mary, Frak, LOL, Geek, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rustee, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#96- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Unfun Red River Warriors"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #96 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks episode of Slash 2 we have special guest JeffP from RPGWeekly. We are also joined by ScratchTheMic Ava to talk with Jeff about his love of chocolate covered cocks. We have a Fuckhead update, and the listeners send in their own Would You Rather’s with amazing results! Kormus and V talk Tablets for a LOOOONNG time. Infact at one point Jeff drove out and had sex with Noelove and came back before anyone know he was gone. Of course we have your awesome emails and voice-mails. All that and much much more on this weeks /2 podcast!</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sat, 15 Oct 2011 20:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>3:24:42</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Cataclysm, V, Jeff, RPG, Ava, Geek, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rustee, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#97- The Slash 2 Podcast: "BJs at Jonah's House"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #97 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks episode of the Slash 2 Podcast we are joined by the infamous Giggidee for some /2 amateur bullshit. V claims his computer is getting fixed this week ( we shall see) and Ava drops in to make things just uncomfortable enough to be a great show. /2 has been nominated for some big time stuff awards with the Stopies! Make sre you head over to stopcast.net and cast your vote for all your /2 pals. Other topics of note in this weeks show. Kormus and Rusty are playing games together, V still doesnt. Rustee gets his first chance to roll the d20 and play some DND. Android talk, MC hammers new search engine, and an indepth review of the asian culture. All that and more on this weeks /2 podcast!</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Mon, 24 Oct 2011 20:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>2:56:12</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Cataclysm, V, Gig, RPG, Ava, Geek, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, The World of Warcraft, raiding, Rustee, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#98- The Slash 2 Podcast: "I Just Like the Taste"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #98 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks episode of the Slash 2 Podcast, we are joined by our good friend Fen from The Ventchat Show. The gang decided to make him feel right at home by adding a little Ventchat spice into their /2 stew. The results? Well you can be the judge of that, all I can say is this show would be scary if we actually ‘tried’ lol. Fuck that its /2! Rustee releases a brandnew Dubstep song, V sends incriminating clips from his wife, and we find out Riku is infact NOT dead! We also have the triumphant return of the BatterBox! All that and so so so SO much more on this almost 5 hour /2 podcast.</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sat, 29 Oct 2011 20:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>4:55:58</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Cataclysm, V, Fen, Ventchat, Ava, Geek, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, Star Wars, raiding, Rustee, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#99- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Redacted For Your Protection"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #99 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks episode of the Slash 2 Podcast, The gang is joined by Jan from 5 wow things! Rustee teaches a stern lesson sending back PM’s on twitter and then has to depart the show early. Leaving everything in the ultra capable hands of V and Kormus. This weeks show was also recorded and edited by Kormus so I am sure it will sound like crap, but what are ya gonna do! But seriously, its pretty awesome that Rustee is comfortable enough to just hand the show and all the shit that comes with it to the cohosts and know it will get done. In fact the editing was done 2 days before Rustee got home to update the XML file. GOLD STARS ALL AROUND! I think that fag BGO came on the show after Rustee left also. Fuck salt.</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Mon, 07 Nov 2011 10:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>2:45:43</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Cataclysm, V, 5 wow, Jan, Ava, Geek, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, Star Wars, raiding, Rustee, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>Episode 100 PREP!</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Get ready to get FUCKED! Episode 100 Time!</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Just a quick episode to alert you to any contests we will be having for Episode 100</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Mon, 14 Nov 2011 10:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>0:12:58</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Cataclysm, V, Show 100, Jan, Prep, Geek, Warcraft, WoW, World of Warcraft, Star Wars, raiding, Rustee, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#100- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Trip Down Memory Lane"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #100 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks Slash 2 Podcast, we sit back and let the tears flow as celebrate 100 episodes of pure awesome /2 goodness. There isnt much left to say other than, ENJOY ANOTHER GREAT /2 PODCAST! And Thank you to EVERYONE who has become such an awesome part of our lives. Thank you for welcoming us into you ears each week. cant wait for 100 more!!!</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sun, 20 Nov 2011 8:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>4:42:03</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Cataclysm, V, 100, Geekhole, Loose Yourself, Geek, Rustee Song, WoW, World of Warcraft, Star Wars, raiding, Rustee, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#101- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Churned Up Protein"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #101 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks episode of the Slash 2 Podcast, the guys are back and feeling refreshed after a fantastic episode 100. Tonya also gets to sit in with us to "poop up the place". We switch BACK to Ustream with a twist, also this week we go over the remaining contests and announce the winners. We get a short Geekhole update. Giggidee sens us his very first /2 Song which you CANNOT miss. Tonya tells gross stories from work and is solicited for drug sales. Rustee gives his Black Friday picks and we discuss how you know when your getting old when new pots and pans excite you. We finish up this week with a HUGE section about StarWars which actually is more about Warcraft. And Rustee sends some hate to the Home Depot. All that and Tonya getting some wiener, on this weeks /2 podcast!</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sun, 27 Nov 2011 8:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>3:01:33</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Cataclysm, V, 100, Geekhole, Tonya, Geek, Pepper Spray, WoW, World of Warcraft, Star Wars, raiding, Rustee, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#102- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Slash 2 Wrists"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #102 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks episode of Slash 2 the guys are pumped up for a great show. We get to discuss the ongoing time sink that is the minecraft. Rustee brings up the latest WoW patch 4.3, and a large discussion ensues regarding the ease of content, how Deathwing was killed just hours after the servers went live. We discuss the upcoming StarWars MMO as well and our expectations regarding its launch and gameplay. We have some great phone calls and emails. And a very funny Would you Rather from Giggadee regarding V's sister. V goes dark and discusses his upcoming podcast with him and BGO. All that and my 2 nuts, on this weeks /2 podcast!</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sun, 04 Dec 2011 8:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>2:12:21</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Cataclysm, V, 100, Geekhole, Patch, Geek, Emo, WoW, World of Warcraft, Star Wars, raiding, Rustee, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#103- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Homebrew Dildo"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #103 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks Slash 2 Podcast, the guys are back with a short update on whats been going on lately. Rustee has a GREAT T-Shirt update (THANKS AGAIN GUYS!!), We discuss the upcoming RELEASE of SWTOR, We are joined by a special friend who helps us give away some free shit. Had a great chatroom this week who stuck around the entire night. Rustee had a few special songs he loved during his college years and have a star wars theme so he shares them with us. Kormus reveals a secret to his dirty college past. And of course V and Kormus take huge shits all over Warcraft :) All that and much much more on this weeks /2 podcast!!</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sun, 11 Dec 2011 8:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>2:12:39</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, Cataclysm, V, 100, Geekhole, Patch, Geek, Emo, WoW, World of Warcraft, Star Wars, raiding, Rustee, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#104- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Darth Pachoot"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #104 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks episode of The Slash 2 Podcast, the 3 amigos sit down and get down to the real grit of it all. THE DEATH OF WARCRAFT... oh wait no no not that again.  Actually we get to talk alittle SWTOR, the 3 of us are playing as well as a TON of other fun people from the community. And it has been GREAT!! We have already met some new people and old friends have returned! Rustee has a new phone and is looking for your input on the forums. In Rustee and Kormus's final WoW raid for awhile Diz is able to get his Legendary Staff, only after the quest turn in bugs out leaving the entire server hanging. T- Shirts are being recieved by eager beavers the world round and Rustee is probably playing SWTOR when you read this! An amazing ride is waiting for you on this weeks /2 Podcast!!!</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Mon, 19 Dec 2011 8:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>1:57:25</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2,SWTOR, V, 100, Geekhole, Patch, Geek, Emo, WoW, World of Warcraft, Star Wars, raiding, Rustee, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#105- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Penis Cortex"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #105 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Merry Christmas /2 Fuckers! This week we dive into SWTOR, hear your christmas wishes, and write really short show notes!! All that and a bag of dick soup, on this weeks Slash 2 Podcast!</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sun, 25 Dec 2011 8:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>2:08:38</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2,SWTOR, V, 100, Geekhole, Patch, Geek, Emo, WoW, World of Warcraft, Star Wars, raiding, Rustee, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#106- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Gloop Troop"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #106 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks Slash 2 Podcast, we have a brand new introduction from Jan1C, Rustee has a Fedex UPDATE, and we take a look at the Ocean Marketting/Penny Arcade funtime. Rustee has a public service anouncment to everyone regarding their passwords in 2012. Speaking of 2012, we have a look at your responses to this weeks discussion regarding your resolutions. Dont forget to participate in next weeks topic regarding how you would nail Rustee’s wife. We have all that AND an itunes review! On this weeks /2 podcast!</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jan 2012 8:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>2:21:14</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2,SWTOR, V, 100, Geekhole, Patch, Geek, Emo, WoW, World of Warcraft, Star Wars, raiding, Rustee, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#107- The Slash 2 Podcast: "You Will LIVE It"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #107 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks Slash 2 Podcast the 3 amigos sit down for some myuch deserved /2 rant time. Kormus issues an apology for being so cranky last week. We have some Warcraft Butthole News for you. And the guys drop some SWTOR knowledge bombs down on your brains in regards to PVP and class balance, including a look at the new PTR patch notes. Minecraft talk, NEW itunes reviews, and pity phone calls await you. Lets not forget this weeks discussion topic where Tonya stops by to hear just how bad she gets it! All that and so much more BS, on this weeks /2 podcast.</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jan 2012 8:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>2:34:26</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, SWTOR, V, 100, Geekhole, Patch, Geek, Emo, WoW, World of Warcraft, Star Wars, raiding, Rustee, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#108- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Nut Burger"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #108 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks Slash 2 Podcast, we have a plethora of SWTOR talk, we get some more shit dug up about FedEx. Kevin sends us a rebuttle for Kormus, in fact its a Kormus filled show when Zetswei drops of a song about a Kormus Bell. We have an epic paper robot update (pics on the forums). And Rustee opens up a mystery package from V. All that and a nut burger, super sized, on this weeks /2 podcast!</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sun, 15 Jan 2012 8:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>2:38:57</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, SWTOR, V, 100, Geekhole, Patch, Geek, Emo, WoW, World of Warcraft, Star Wars, raiding, Rustee, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#109- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Ass Bread Cephalopods"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #109 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks Slash 2 podcast, we are joined by Fancybrekfst and dive into some SWTOR talk, we have a paper robot update and examine an exclusive GeekHole article by TheDeringer. We take a deep look at google search terms in January and a quick T1 update.  Phone Calls, Emails, and a special game called "Things to ask my wife" you cant miss this one. All that and much more bullshit on this weeks /2 podcast!</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jan 2012 8:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>2:50:07</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, SWTOR, V, Fancy, Geekhole, Patch, Geek, Emo, WoW, World of Warcraft, Star Wars, raiding, Rustee, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#110- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Hotkeyed Vagina"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #110 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks episode of the Slash 2 Podcast, the 3 guys sit back and enjoy a heaping helping of WTF stew. We have some wow talk, some SWTOR talk, awesome listener voicemail, email and itunes reviews. Rustee goes off on government workers. We get an update about Ben the blind raider from last weeks show. Rustee FINALLY sets a specific date (FEB 10) for SupaFan. And we have a very special batterbox #50! All that and just alittle more on this weeks /2 podcast.</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 8:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>2:51:49</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, SWTOR, V, Fancy, Geekhole, Patch, Geek, Emo, WoW, World of Warcraft, Star Wars, raiding, Rustee, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#111- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Pack it like the Home Depot"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #111 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks Slash 2 Podcast, the 3 guys sit back and relax alittle before Feb 10th SupaFan. Rustee has an epic Rustee Story Time which has 3 new chapters entitled, T1 update, Phone Line Bullshit, and Boner Pills! We get to reflect on last weeks raiding in SWTOR and discuss the upcoming guild master meet up.  Deathstance joins us to help test out a new call in system for the show, and of course we have your awesome phone calls and emails and yet ANOTHER iTunes review! All that and some permanent dick damage, on this weeks /2 podcast!</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2012 8:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>2:44:33</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, SWTOR, V, Fancy, Geekhole, Patch, Geek, Emo, WoW, World of Warcraft, Star Wars, raiding, Rustee, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#112- The Slash 2 Podcast: "SUPAFAN- Phonesixx with Onslaught"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #112 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks Slash 2 Podcast, we bring you another installment of SUPAFAN! We open the doors and let the people flow in. We get to see some old friends and meat quite a few new voices. Another fantastic and HILARIOUS show brought to you BY the fans. I cant wait to do another one of these! Thanks to everyone who came to hang out with the /2 crew!</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sun, 12 Feb 2012 8:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>4:29:51</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, SWTOR, V, Supafan, Geekhole, Patch, Geek, GH-AMR, WoW, Robot, Star Wars, raiding, Rustee, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#113- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Friday Afternoon Club"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #113 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks show, the boys are all back after an exhausting superfan week. Dark Kormus stops by to whine about missing his local LARP session. We dive into SWTOR and the pitfalls that may await if some things are not adjusted. Rustee whines about twitter followers.  As always we have your phone calls and emails and LOTS of random shit everywhere. All that and bucket of Fried chicken, on this weeks /2 podcast!</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Mon, 20 Feb 2012 8:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>3:00:09</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, SWTOR, V, Supafan, Geekhole, Patch, Geek, GH-AMR, WoW, Robot, Star Wars, raiding, Rustee, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#114- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Count the hairs on my stalk"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #114 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks Slash 2 Podcast, we are joined by guest host Bryterside, who takes the abuse for loving the FUCK out of warcraft. Seriously, he loves this game. We get to do some comparisons in the MMo genre as well as predict future trends in gaming and what we would like to see. We have some great emails and phonecalls and even another new itunes review (YES!) Terrific chatroom interaction this week, and at some point im sure we make fun of Kormus for being kormus. My throat hurts and I feel sick. So Im done writing show notes now. Just listen to the damned episode why dont you.</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sun, 26 Feb 2012 8:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>3:21:24</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, SWTOR, V, Supafan, Geekhole, Patch, Geek, GH-AMR, WoW, Robot, Star Wars, raiding, Rustee, Ascension, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#115- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Kormus the Muff Raper"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #115 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks episode of The Slash 2 Podcast, its just V and Rustee, because Kormus is out on the town with the notorious FAC. We dive into some heavy MMO talk, REALLY. V is in love with his Tluan impression (WE LOVE YOU BUDDY). Rustee's Grandma stops by for a visit. And we take your calls LIVE on the air during the show. We have a nice selection of phone calls and emails, and yet another great itunes review. We have a Tenga update that's sure to disappoint and Rustee geards up for his gay cruise, er cruise. All that and Kormus fucks robots, on this weeks /2 podcast!</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sat, 03 Mar 2012 8:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>2:25:06</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, SWTOR, V, Supafan, Geekhole, Kormus, Geek, GH-AMR, WoW, Robot, Star Wars, raiding, Rustee, Juyo, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#116- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Chubby Dolphin Aids"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #116 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks Slash 2 Podcast. Rustee is back from his cruise with many stories to tell. We see how the /2 NCAA bracket is going so far. We briefly touch on those evil homeless people who got jobs being hotspots for wifi connectivity. Rustee was also on 5 wow things this weeks so be sure to tune into that. The Tenga Eggs have been delivered. We will see if the guys nut up and actually try them out. All that and more Tluan impressions on this weeks /2 podcast!</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sun, 19 Mar 2012 8:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>2:53:18</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, SWTOR, V, Supafan, Geekhole, Kormus, Geek, GH-AMR, WoW, Robot, Star Wars, raiding, Rustee, Juyo, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#117- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Its not Gay if its for Force Power"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #117 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks fun filled /2 podcast we are joined by our good friend Fancybrekst, We of course talk WoW and SWTOR but the real gem this week comes from a discussion spurred on by a question on education. all I can say is... V/Kormus FIGHT and Fancy misses the entire thing because his dog took a shit. We have some great phonecalls and emails this week and a quite revealing Would you rather.... All that and much more on this weeks Slash 2 Podcast!</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sun, 25 Mar 2012 8:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>3:11:35</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, SWTOR, V, Supafan, Geekhole, Kormus, Geek, GH-AMR, WoW, Robot, Star Wars, raiding, Rustee, Juyo, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#118- The Slash 2 Podcast: "0 out of 5 Salmon"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #118 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks episode of the Slash 2 Podcast; Kormus pulls out at the last minute ( lol ), so Fancy steps up to save the fucking day. We take a quick look at our week, including some SWTOR talk. We do a quick recap of Game of Thrones season 1, and spread the word about DrawSomething fun. Rustee shows his favorite new prize website, getshitter.com. And V has a great forum discussion topic for us this week. Dont forget the guys will be on Stopcast this Monday, nooben up the joint. One of the best things this episode is an awesome song about Rustee, from Ninthbatter. We take some calls live on the show, and have great emails and voicemails. All that and Fancy takes a piss, on this weeks /2 Podcast!</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sat, 31 Mar 2012 8:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>2:37:21</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, SWTOR, V, Supafan, Geekhole, Kormus, Geek, GH-AMR, WoW, Robot, Star Wars, raiding, Rustee, Juyo, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#119- The Slash 2 Podcast: "PINEAPPLE JUICE!"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #119 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks episode of The Slash 2 Podcast, we are once again joined by Fancy to discuss real issues... or just bullshit. I wont spoil the surprise but we have a MYSTERY GUEST. You will shit bricks people. V makes a promise to let WOW hate rest (alittle). The guys discuss their 2nd heroic Soa kill and even present a video curousy of Cheeze. We do a quick recap on Episode 1 of Game of Thrones. The results of the Slash 2 NCAA bracket tourny are in, big congrats to Nonmail for winning, and thanks to everyone who participated! We have some fantastic emails, voicemails, and an itunes review this week, as Kormus prepares to drink the Koolaid and join V's gambling brother. All that and much more on this weeks /2 podcast!</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sat, 07 Apr 2012 8:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>3:24:26</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, SWTOR, V, Supafan, Geekhole, Kormus, Geek, GH-AMR, WoW, Robot, Star Wars, raiding, Rustee, Juyo, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#120- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Friendship Pie"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #120 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Uhm. Its Slash 2 SupaFan. Its 5 Hours Long. It will have good parts, it will have bad parts. Keywords for the episode are as follows; Wolfsteen, DBZ Circle Jerk, Kill it with Violence, Rustee bakes a Pie, and FUCK ALL THE BITCHES! Enjoy.</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sat, 14 Apr 2012 8:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>4:57:17</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, SWTOR, V, Supafan, Geekhole, Kormus, Geek, GH-AMR, WoW, Robot, Star Wars, raiding, Rustee, Juyo, Guild, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#121- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Bootjacked"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #121 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks episode of The Slash 2 Podcast we join a freshly invigorated crew ready to blast your ears with all sorts of horrible things. We of course talk about what has been going on lately in SWTOR, V has a new Minecraft segment. We do some Diablo 3 discussions. In the Phone calls/ Emails section our friend Schmunkel turns our attention to a pretty wild website that is sure to 'rub' you the right way. We give away not 1 but 2 copies of Minecraft during the LIVE show, with another chance popping up on the forums this Sunday. All that and Fancy steps in dog shit, on this weeks /2 podcast!</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sat, 21 Apr 2012 8:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>3:32:45</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, SWTOR, V, Minecraft, Geekhole, Kormus, Geek, GH-AMR, WoW, Robot, Star Wars, raiding, Rustee, Juyo, Fancy, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#122- The Slash 2 Podcast: "He's stuck in the fence, RAY!"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #122 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks special Monday show, the fellas of Slash 2 Podcast get together to discuss the finer points of pineapple cooking spray and its pairing with orange peels pie cake. We welcome a new podcast to the fold Geekhole Public Access which will be your audio run down of whats going on in the Geek Hole community, We get a sampling of the new Tluan dubstep phenomenon. Emails, Phonecalls, and we completely forget to answer a question about Nintendo... yeah it was that bad. Oh and Rustee is an emo bitch for half the show and EXPLODES on bioware. All that and Cassie gets drunk, on this weeks /2 podcast!</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Tue, 1 May 2012 8:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>2:41:07</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, SWTOR, V, Minecraft, Geekhole, Kormus, Geek, GH-AMR, WoW, Robot, Star Wars, raiding, Rustee, Juyo, Fancy, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#123- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Kuato de Mayo"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #123 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks Slash 2 Podcast, Rustee begins with a public safety announcement that will effect the entire episode like herpes. We have some minecraft news, talk about some new up coming podcasts, V completes another week of discussion topics, Hutch sings country music, Kormus and V say mean things about Janelle, and the gang preforms some Slash 2 Theater. All that and Rustee says retard about 90 times, on this weeks /2 podcast.</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sat, 5 May 2012 8:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>2:46:48</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, SWTOR, V, Minecraft, Geekhole, Kormus, Geek, GH-AMR, WoW, Robot, Diablo, raiding, Rustee, Juyo, Fancy, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#124- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Worms of Dictation"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #124 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks Slash 2 Podcast, Fancy makes it back and essentially drinks himself into a slight coma. At one point he forgets hes doing a podcast and takes us all to pee pee land. *FLUSH* In other news the guy talk up the new Avengers movie *except Rustee* We celebrate the return of Pickles the Cat, Rustee gets a gift from a listener, we also take a jump into some SWTOR and Diablo 3 discussions. We all get grossed out by Turdhats scaly toes. And lets not forget the 30 minutes of WoW talk before the show even begins. By the end of the night Fancy is to drunk, Kormus is to stoned, and V just doesnt give a fuck and Rustee gives up.  Also lets hope Stitcher encodes this latest episode alittle better than the last one. All that and FUCK YOU V AND KORMUS, on this weeks /2 podcast!</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sat, 12 May 2012 8:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>3:34:59</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, SWTOR, V, Minecraft, Geekhole, Kormus, Geek, GH-AMR, WoW, Robot, Diablo, raiding, Rustee, Juyo, Fancy, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#125- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Rustus Rampage"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #125 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks Ultra Quick /2, The 4 guys kick back and reflect on mostly D3 and how its been going so far. More broken promises and dreams that will never be are sure to follow suite. I am tired. I stayed up till 2am beating Hell Mode on my witch doctor. So I just want to sleep now and get this show up. You know the irony is I have it edited and uploaded on Saturday, I just didn’t take the 5 minutes of time to update the XML file and make show notes. So now this is what you get. I HOPE YOUR HAPPY DIABLO! LOOK WHAT YOU MAKE ME DO!!!!!!</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2012 8:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>1:57:26</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, SWTOR, V, Minecraft, Geekhole, Kormus, Geek, GH-AMR, WoW, Robot, Diablo, raiding, Rustee, Juyo, Fancy, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#126- The Slash 2 Podcast: "No Cotton in the Pool"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #126 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks episode of the Slash 2 Podcast, we start with a a preshow surrounding comic books and gay superheroes, we of course dive into some D3 talk, take a look back at what we did this week. Rustee lets out a secret regarding Trueblood that's sure to disappoint. We review the latest news regarding zombie attacks. We have some great emails, voicemails, and even a good itunes review. We will also find out why you cant have cotton in the pool. All that and WHAT THE FUCKS GOING ON DOWN THERE, on this weeks /2 podcast.</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Tue, 29 May 2012 8:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>2:44:59</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, SWTOR, V, Minecraft, Geekhole, Kormus, Geek, GH-AMR, WoW, Robot, Diablo, raiding, Rustee, Juyo, Fancy, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#127- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Tag me in Bruce!"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #127 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks episode of Slash 2, the 4 guys take a hard look at DC’s decision to reboot the Green Lantern as a gay superhero, we give a big thanks to Onslaught for helping us with server costs. We also have a Zombie News Update that is sure to please. Swamp Girl is the center of much discussion for those who like to ‘trim’ the bush.  Rustee’s niece gets suspended for drawing cocks on her arms. We have some great emails and phone calls, and one particular ‘butt dial’ that gets amplified er I mean ENHANCED for your pleasure. And we all learn who wants to fuck their grandma’s on this weeks /2 podcast!</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sat, 02 Jun 2012 8:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>2:41:44</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, SWTOR, V, Minecraft, Geekhole, Kormus, Geek, GH-AMR, WoW, Robot, Diablo, raiding, Rustee, Juyo, Fancy, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#128- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Defeating the Purpose"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #128 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks episode of Slash 2, the guys get together with one small difference. Rustee is actually out camping in the middle of the woods, but luckily he brought along a mini deathray so he could still podcast, however this week, Kormus will be doing all the show editing and we have to improvise our own soundboard. However its a great time, maybe someday we WILL find out what the fucks going on down there... all that and Fancy is fucking late again, on this weeks /2 podcast!</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jun 2012 8:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>2:06:10</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, SWTOR, V, Minecraft, Geekhole, Kormus, Geek, GH-AMR, WoW, Robot, Diablo, raiding, Rustee, Juyo, Fancy, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#129- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Duckfaced Showkiller"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #129 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks episode of Slash 2, Kormus is MIA and the guys try to scrap together a show, Rustee has a hard time getting the show to go live (funny now) but once its up and running its the same old shit you hear all the time from us. Except Fancy smacks lucki's ass a few times, Rustee breaks a computer live, and V threatens spousal abuse. All that and free Octomom porn on this weeks /2 podcast!</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sun, 18 Jun 2012 8:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>2:35:58</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, SWTOR, V, Minecraft, Geekhole, Kormus, Geek, GH-AMR, WoW, Robot, Diablo, raiding, Rustee, Juyo, Fancy, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#130- The Slash 2 Podcast: "To Much P#$*y to Podcast"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #130 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks Slash 2 Podcast, Kormus is back however Fancy is out camping. The guys decide to divuldge some Fancy camping stories, V discusses his recent appearence on the Geekslap Podcast. We get to here the results of the Sandusky trial, and of course the guys have alittle D3 to discuss with you. Be sure you check in with Stopcast who are celebrating their 100 episode this Monday, and next Friday is an all new SUPAFAN! All that and some black eyed kids, on this weeks /2 podcast!</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sat, 23 Jun 2012 8:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>2:25:58</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, SWTOR, V, Minecraft, Geekhole, Kormus, Geek, GH-AMR, WoW, Robot, Diablo, raiding, Rustee, Juyo, Fancy, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#131- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Triple Wet Blow-rista"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #131 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>This week, an extra special Slash 2 Supafan, minus our host with the most, Rustee. Apparently Mother Nature decided to make his ass pay for all our sins. What began as a cancelled show, turns into the first, and probably last, episode of Slash 2 erotic (and I use that term loosely) theatre. I'm pretty sure after hearing this, Rustee will be training those guinea pigs how to row. Special thanks to Forrest for not letting us slack off, even though she probably should have.</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Mon, 2 Jul 2012 8:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>2:30:02</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, SWTOR, V, Minecraft, Geekhole, Kormus, Geek, GH-AMR, WoW, Robot, Diablo, raiding, Rustee, Juyo, Fancy, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#132- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Kickassery and Badassness"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #132 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks Slash 2 Podcast, all the guys are back INCLUDING Rustee. We catch up on the whats been going on, get to hear about hillbilly electricityand review last weeks SupaFan show. Rustee finds out the sex of his baby, while Fancy threatens to make one with Loki. Everyone is here having a good time, EVEN Mayor Bees! All that and much more on this weeks /2 podcast!</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jul 2012 8:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>2:37:20</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, SWTOR, V, Minecraft, Geekhole, Kormus, Geek, GH-AMR, WoW, Robot, Diablo, raiding, Rustee, Juyo, Fancy, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#133- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Wasn't Me"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #133 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks Slash 2, the gang is back to go across many topics. We talk alittle ComicCon news, Rustee tells more of his T1 nightmare, we look at the upcoming 3 year /2 anniversary at the end of July. Fancy talks about a run in with a half tard at Walmart. We have some great phone calls and emails this week, even one about getting piss in the face! Elden comes on to play Chatroom Rape Dungeon and even wins a prize! All that and so much more on this weeks /2 Podcast!</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jul 2012 8:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>2:44:38</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, SWTOR, V, Minecraft, Geekhole, Kormus, Geek, GH-AMR, WoW, Robot, Diablo, raiding, Rustee, Juyo, Fancy, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#134- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Nut Muncher"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #134 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>RUSTY IS BACK!!!! SLASH 2 GOES ON!!! Thats right the gang is back for a catchup Monday episode of Slash 2, we basically have more stuff to talk about than time so we rush alittle, its ok though, you still get to hear almost 3 hours of bullshit. The guys talk about what they have been up to the past 2 weeks, Kormus has a shitty move, V has a kid... about all there. And Fancy goes for the gold! We quickly celebrate 3 years of Slash 2 and discuss the future of the Slash 2 Kickstarter campaign. We have some GREAT emails, and Voicemails and even 2 perfect itunes reviews. All that and a bag of Tenga Eggs. On this weeks /2!</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Wed, 01 Aug 2012 8:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>2:53:12</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, SWTOR, V, Minecraft, Geekhole, Kormus, Geek, GH-AMR, WoW, Robot, Diablo, raiding, Rustee, Juyo, Fancy, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#135- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Return of the Skeeter"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #135 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>In Memory Of Chubbs’ Dad. On this weeks Episode of Slash 2, we have a new intro from Gigggggigddddddddeee, we discuss the loss of WoW subscribtions, Rusty is looking for a new mouse. SWTOR goes free to play, Vampira gives her phone number out on twitter. And Rustee goes on the offensive regarding the new Valve ToS. We have phonecalls and emails and Fancy takes a piss, all this and much more on this weeks /2 Podcast!</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sat, 04 Aug 2012 8:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>2:28:47</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, SWTOR, V, Minecraft, Geekhole, Kormus, Geek, GH-AMR, WoW, Robot, Diablo, raiding, Rustee, Juyo, Fancy, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#136- The Slash 2 Podcast: "An Enemy in My Territory"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #136 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks Slash 2, Rustee is late getting the show out and alittle down so he isnt going to write alot of show note type stuff, we had a good show, we are playing Wolfenstein Enemy Territory. You should to. Blah. /2 podcast</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Tue, 14 Aug 2012 8:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>2:55:33</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, SWTOR, V, Minecraft, Geekhole, Kormus, Geek, GH-AMR, WoW, Robot, Diablo, raiding, Rustee, Juyo, Fancy, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#137- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Kenny Rogers Vietnamese Fantasy"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #137 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks Slash 2 Podcast, join the guys and lots of friends as we celebrate our very own Rustee, as he turns 30 years old. V and Rustee make a drinking pact and follow through with non stop bullshit from start to finish. Since I dont really remember alot of what happened I will leave you with very little to go on, aside from I am told it was funny as hell. We are joined later by some /2 friends and introduce our new show, The 4-Pack. Its 6.5+ long and it was a TON of fun. All that and much more on this weeks /2 podcast.</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Tue, 21 Aug 2012 8:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>6:41:22</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, GW2, V, Minecraft, Geekhole, Kormus, Geek, GH-AMR, WoW, Robot, Diablo, raiding, Rustee, Drunk, Fancy, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#138- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Canine Dimensions"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #138 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>"Can't sleep, clown will eat me.</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sat, 25 Aug 2012 8:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>2:05:42</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, GW2, V, Minecraft, Geekhole, Kormus, Geek, GH-AMR, WoW, Robot, Diablo, raiding, Rustee, Drunk, Fancy, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#139- The Slash 2 Podcast: "MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #139 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks /2 podcast we disccuss the Guild Wars 2 launch, the WoW patch and V chokes a dog.</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Mon, 03 Sep 2012 8:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>2:34:06</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, GW2, V, Minecraft, Geekhole, Kormus, Geek, GH-AMR, WoW, Robot, Diablo, raiding, Rustee, Drunk, Fancy, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#140- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Brute force it in"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #140 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks Slash 2 POdcast, its Fancy’s Birthday and he gets alittle tipsy before the show even starts, we cover all the normal things, like WoW, GW2, Rusty finds a new favorite sales website, updates Tonya’s computer. We also have a quick baby update to share with you. However the real fun begins when Fancy leaves to drive drunkenly around on his motorcycle and Lucki stops by to fill in the slot. Lets just say if you missed the live show, you missed all the BOOBS. All that and much much more, on this weeks /2 podcast!</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Tue, 11 Sep 2012 8:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>3:26:02</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, GW2, V, Minecraft, Geekhole, Kormus, Geek, GH-AMR, WoW, Robot, Diablo, raiding, Rustee, Drunk, Fancy, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#141- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Stinky Hookah"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #141 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks Slash 2 Podcast everyone is back but Kormus, although we get Lucki to sub in for him (Fancy said YES) we talk alittle gaming, remind you about the upcoming SupaFan show, and play with Obama sound clips. Im late for Cirque de Solie so fuck show notes! All that and much more on this weeks /2 podcast!</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sun, 16 Sep 2012 8:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>2:34:52</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, GW2, V, Minecraft, Geekhole, Kormus, Geek, GH-AMR, WoW, Robot, Diablo, raiding, Rustee, Drunk, Fancy, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#142- The Slash 2 Podcast: "There is a line"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #142 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks Slash 2 Podcast, we are having yet another SupaFan show, its a clusterfuck from the start with over 20 people cohosting, its all good though because no one really expects much of us anyway, let alone with a SupaFan show! We learn alot more about people than we ever wanted to, and Riku gets alittle handsy. All that and ALOT ALOT ALOT more on this weeks /2 podcast.</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Mon, 24 Sep 2012 8:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>3:54:14</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, GW2, V, Minecraft, Geekhole, Kormus, Geek, GH-AMR, WoW, Robot, Diablo, raiding, Rustee, Drunk, Fancy, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#143- The Slash 2 Podcast: "I'm just pumpin"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #143 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks Slash 2 Podcast, its 4 dudes and a vagina. We talk about the WoW expansion Mist of Pandaria, Torchlight 2, Cassie has a birthday, Rustee has questions about retirement and V fights with a wigger and hurts an old def cripple. All that and much more on this weeks Slash 2 Podcast.</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Tue, 02 Oct 2012 8:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>3:02:42</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, GW2, V, Minecraft, Geekhole, Kormus, Geek, Lucki, WoW, Robot, Diablo, raiding, Rustee, Drunk, Fancy, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#144- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Late Breaking Hulkamania"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #144 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks Slash 2 Podcast, Rustee decides to do show notes *gasp* We talk about the direction WoW is taking with MoP, review the heroics and raids that are out at this time. Fancy fights with Lucki abotu dogs.. ALOT. V admits he may start playing MoP SOON, Kormus still says no. Rustee is able to replicate a lighter sound *not sure why this was note worthy* And after the show ends the guys discover the that a Hulk Hogan sextape was released! Here their review on how it all goes down, on this weeks /2 podcast BROTHER!</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sat, 06 Oct 2012 8:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>2:51:07</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, GW2, V, Minecraft, Geekhole, Kormus, Geek, Lucki, WoW, Robot, Diablo, raiding, Rustee, Drunk, Fancy, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#145- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Treat you like a MAN"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #145 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks SHORT /2 Podcast, the gang is back and doing what we do, NOTHING. Fancy is at the Firehouse watching baseball and trolling a co-worker, the guys talk alittle movies because no one really played many video games this week. We get alittle baby update, and Rustee introduces the gang to the Bus Driver Uppercut video! Fun times ensue. All that and bag of dicks on this weeks /2 podcast! PS. Monday show next week!</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Wed, 17 Oct 2012 8:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>2:08:56</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, GW2, V, Minecraft, Geekhole, Kormus, Geek, Lucki, WoW, Robot, Diablo, raiding, Rustee, Drunk, Fancy, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#146- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Butterknife Peehole"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #146 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks /2. The guys are back after a week off with plenty to talk about. One of the hosts joins back into WoW, One of the hosts has a fight with their sig other. We get to hear some good stories from the past, and V jumps back into D3 to tlak about the new changes. All that and 3 more hours on this weeks Slash 2 Podcast!</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sun, 28 Oct 2012 8:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>3:06:12</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, GW2, V, Minecraft, Geekhole, Kormus, Geek, Lucki, WoW, Robot, Diablo, raiding, Rustee, Drunk, Fancy, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#147- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Let's Play Computer"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #147 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks Slash 2 Podcast, the guys st down and discuss the buyout of Lucas Films by Disney, Let's just saw a Star Wars topic never misses a beat on this one. Of course the guys talk about what they have been doing, or not doing, in the World of Warcraft. We get a Windows 8 update on how the installs went and here the hosts reviews. We get a great call from Duffus regarding a stapler attack and I am sure at some point I (Rustee) embarrassed myself or my family. All that and much more on this weeks /2 podcast!</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Tue, 06 Nov 2012 8:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>2:41:41</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, GW2, V, Minecraft, Geekhole, Kormus, Geek, Lucki, WoW, Robot, Diablo, raiding, Rustee, Drunk, Fancy, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#148- The Slash 2 Podcast: "A Galaxy Inside You"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #148 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks Slash 2 Podcast, we are joined by Fancy's girlfriend Lucki, who despite knowing she will be destroyed proceeds to try her best and anger the all mighty Brekfst. We talk alittle about the recent elections more closely looking at the legalization of recreational marijuana and its effects not only on drug use as a whole but also its economical impacts. Rusty and V share a moment in D3, Fancy is still kicking all the asses in WoW. Rustee vents alittle on unprepared raiding. We have some phonecalls and emails and a whole lot more, all in all its a pretty good show this week,.... for its size. /2 Bitches!</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sat, 10 Nov 2012 8:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>2:56:54</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, GW2, V, Minecraft, Geekhole, Kormus, Geek, Lucki, WoW, Robot, Diablo, raiding, Rustee, Drunk, Fancy, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#149- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Baby Wrangler"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #149 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks Slash 2 Podcast all the guys and lucki are back to entertain the masses. Rustee talks about his glorious Ebay battles, we mourn the loss of twinkies, Rustee introduces a new show segment that results in guests and prizes! We have some great emails and phonecalls and lets not forget all that random shit as well. Dont forget that /2 will now be taking their break with a scheduled SUPERFAN show on December 7th (Silas's due date). All that and much much more on this weeks /2 podcast!</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Wed, 21 Nov 2012 8:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>3:02:11</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, GW2, V, Minecraft, Geekhole, Kormus, Geek, Lucki, WoW, Robot, Diablo, raiding, Rustee, Drunk, Fancy, Hellscream</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#150- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Lucki Wants To Put Her Penis In It, AKA Tummy Sticks and Lucki's Fuckit List"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #150 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Special "Rustee Had A Baby" Edition of the Slash 2 Supafan! The gang reunites and brings along the community for another crazy extended Superfan show. Rustee learns the joys of fatherhood and we find out that Lucki desperately wants to put her penis in whatever she can find. All this and so much more on this weeks /2 podcast! </itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sun, 09 Dec 2012 8:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>4:24:38</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, GW2, V, Minecraft, Geekhole, Kormus, Geek, Lucki, WoW, Robot, Diablo, raiding, Rustee, Drunk, Fancy, Hellscream, Superfan</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#151- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Merry Slash2mas"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #151 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Slash 2, extra before 2013. Baby updates, Fedex sucks. Farting.  </itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sat, 29 Dec 2012 8:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>2:44:48</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, GW2, V, Minecraft, Geekhole, Kormus, Geek, Lucki, WoW, Robot, Diablo, raiding, Rustee, Drunk, Fancy, Hellscream, Superfan</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#152- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Lightbulb"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #152 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Welcome Back Slash 2 Bitches!!!! Returning to provide you with your 2013, the Slash 2 Podcast has resumed its usual schedule, 'trying' to be here LIVE every Friday at 9cst for your listening pleasure. This week its a long recap of whats been going on and 1 host has a pretty big announcement that will affect the show as we know it. Fancy beats MOP, Kormus gets a new toilet, V is still bitter, and Skype takes a SHIT on us during the last half of the show. All that and much much more on this EPIC return of the /2 podcast!  </itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jan 2013 8:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>2:36:02</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, GW2, V, Minecraft, Geekhole, Kormus, Geek, Lucki, WoW, Robot, Diablo, raiding, Rustee, Drunk, Fancy, Hellscream, Superfan</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#153- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Hour Long Show Abortion"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #153 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks Slash 2 Podcast, we have one of the WORST first hours on our show in a long time. You wouldn’t believe there are actually 5 people on the show, it just seems like Rustee and a version of Kormus that REALLY needs to get high. Aside from that abortion of an hour, the rest of the show comes out swinging. As Fen from Ventchat stated “It was like watching an avalanche form from a snowflake” All that and Lucki is racist, on this weeks /2 podcast!  </itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2013 8:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>2:46:10</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, GW2, V, Minecraft, Geekhole, Kormus, Geek, Lucki, WoW, Robot, Diablo, raiding, Rustee, Drunk, Fancy, Hellscream, Superfan</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#154- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Horse Meat Hookah"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #154 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks Slash 2 Podcast its just the boys, none of that distracted bullshit, this show hits full force. Rustee has some great news stories involving legal action being taken against podcasters by patent trolls, horsemeat sandwiches, windows 8 and more. V talks with a Jersey Shore girl. Kormus has an out of body experience. Rustee announces an up coming game between Fancy and Kormus for comic book GLORY. Phonecalls. Emails. This show HAS. IT. ALL. and much much more on this weeks /2 podcast. </itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sat, 09 Feb 2013 8:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>2:49:15</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, GW2, V, Minecraft, Geekhole, Kormus, Geek, Lucki, WoW, Robot, Diablo, raiding, Rustee, Drunk, Fancy, Hellscream, Superfan</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#155- The Slash 2 Podcast: "I know everything about Batman"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #155 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks Slash 2 Podcast, the crew is back together once again. WE get to hear V vent alittle angst about home. Stories of he and Rustee playing warcraft. We have the epic Comic Book Battle today with a surprise last question shocker. Rustee vents alittle about CBS banning sodastream adds. We go on a /2 Safari that we hope to revisit the other animals soon enough. All that and your phonecalls and emails on this weeks awesome /2 podcast!6 </itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sat, 16 Feb 2013 8:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>2:55:30</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, GW2, V, Minecraft, Geekhole, Kormus, Geek, Lucki, WoW, Robot, Diablo, raiding, Rustee, Drunk, Fancy, Hellscream, Superfan</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#156- The Slash 2 Podcast: "I kissed a boy and I liked it"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #156 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks Slash 2 Podcast we learn something VERY interesting about V… we catch up on all the games the guys have been plaing. Kormus leaks very little information about the Marvel Heroes Closed Beta, but wediscover TONS of youtube videos showing the game off despite the NDA. We go through the big news stories of the past week, we have phone calls, we have emails, WE. HAVE. IT. ALL!….and much much more on this weeks /2 podcast!</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sat, 23 Feb 2013 8:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>2:19:41</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, GW2, V, Minecraft, Geekhole, Kormus, Geek, Lucki, WoW, Robot, Diablo, raiding, Rustee, Drunk, Fancy, Hellscream, Superfan</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#157- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Shit Boner Showdown"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #157 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>The Slash 2 Podcast is back again this week, we have a special Rustee Story Book time, update on what we have been doing game wise. We have a surprise guest and co-host ambush! Phonecalls, emails, and a questionable show title. All that and much more on this weeks Slash 2 Podcast!</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sat, 02 Mar 2013 8:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>2:52:17</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, GW2, V, Minecraft, Geekhole, Kormus, Geek, Lucki, WoW, Robot, Diablo, raiding, Rustee, Drunk, Fancy, Hellscream, Superfan</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#158- The Slash 2 Podcast: "I DONT CARE!!!"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #158 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks /2 Podcast we are joined by one of the host of 5 Things WOW!! (5wowthings) Janaelle. We go through a list of topics faster than you can blink. WoW Movie, the WoW patch, Diablo, Upcoming Blockbuster movies, and much much more. Don’t forget to join the 5 WoW gang for their episode 100 here in a few weeks. Also SupaFan has been scheduled for March 22nd. SLASH 2 PODCAST BABY!</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sun, 10 Mar 2013 8:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>2:58:36</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, GW2, V, Minecraft, Geekhole, Kormus, Geek, Lucki, WoW, Robot, Diablo, raiding, Rustee, Drunk, Fancy, Hellscream, Superfan</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#159- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Is this thing on?"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #159 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks /2 podcast we are joined by host and creator of 5 WoW Things, BGO AKA the Big Guy Online! We have alot of wow talk, we discuss the release of the new Marvel Unlimited Service for comics, Fancy gets pooped on, It seems someone was to lazy to think of a new podcast name so The Ready Check has been reborn by some guys in the UK. We have some nice pity emails this week. Oh and dont forget that next Friday is SUPAFAN. All that and much much more on this weeks slash 2 podcast!</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Tue, 19 Mar 2013 8:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>3:02:17</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, GW2, V, Minecraft, Geekhole, Kormus, Geek, Lucki, WoW, Robot, Diablo, raiding, Rustee, Drunk, Fancy, Hellscream, Superfan</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#160- The Slash 2 Podcast: "SUPAFAN Fun Dungeon"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #160 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>SUPAFAN, SUPAFAN, SUPAFAN!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is a nice long one folks, with lots of familiar voices all decending on the /2 “studio” We talk about…. ALOT. Great conversations about Mobile OS and devices, DRM issues, mostly just alot of penis jokes and dueling soundboards. What else can I really say except…. ITS SUPAFAN GUYS!!!!!!! Slash 2 Podcast. PS. Dont forget to join us Thursday for 5 WoW Things show 100.</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Tue, 23 Mar 2013 8:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>4:38:23</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, GW2, V, Minecraft, Geekhole, Kormus, Geek, Lucki, WoW, Robot, Diablo, raiding, Rustee, Drunk, Fancy, Hellscream, Superfan</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#161- The Slash 2 Podcast: "We're on your side"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #161 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks show we have special guest host MACK to fill in the void left by Kormus. After a few hiccups the show gets going and were quick to talk about whats been going on this past week, drama, podcast angst, SimCity disasters, and World of Warcraft. All that and much more on this weeks /2 podcast!</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sat, 30 Mar 2013 8:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>3:19:52</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, GW2, V, Minecraft, Geekhole, Kormus, Geek, Lucki, WoW, Robot, Diablo, raiding, Rustee, Drunk, Fancy, Hellscream, Superfan</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#162- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Revenge of the Dutch"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #162 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>Boy do we have a show for YOU! This week on Slash 2, we are joined by the hosts of STOPCAST, Mike and J. We discuss our week IE frogs in the pool, playing alot of Borderlands 2 etc. We also try to hash out alittle of the recent drama that has been happening within our community. We have some prepared comedy for you guys as well. Everything done in fun, I hope YOU can see that. All that and ALOT more on this weeks /2 podcast!</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sat, 06 Apr 2013 8:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>3:15:54</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, GW2, V, Minecraft, Geekhole, Kormus, Geek, Lucki, WoW, Robot, Diablo, raiding, Rustee, Drunk, Fancy, Hellscream, Superfan</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#163- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Cakeday Kormus"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #163 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks MONDAY edition of the Slash 2 Podcast, we celebrate the return of King Kormus himself and guess what! Its his BIRTHDAY. Although no one knew until it was to late and hes such a negative shit head anyway so we don’t really celebrate at all. Dick. We recap alittle on last weeks episode, Rustee is playing alot of games lately. Fancy is at work so… ya know how that goes. And V, well he just doesn’t want to talk about it anymore. All that on this weeks /2 podcast.</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Tue, 16 Apr 2013 8:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>2:13:19</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, GW2, V, Minecraft, Geekhole, Kormus, Geek, Lucki, WoW, Robot, Diablo, raiding, Rustee, Drunk, Fancy, Hellscream, Superfan</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#164- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Couchsurfing with Barbs"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #164 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>This weeks show starts off alittle rough, Rusty has tons of connection issues and we start late. Hiccups throughout the show, thelast few hours we had to have Kormus record the show so there is that. But the show is saved when an old friend from our Vanilla raiding days stops in and shares with us what he has been up to and let me tell you its pretty awesome. Barbs, the once legendary wielding Paladin from the Hellscream server is now a Physicial Therapist and he has been doing some awesome and unique things with his life. We cant wait to check back with him in the future to see how things are going. All that and V is really old on this weeks /2 podcast!</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sat, 20 Apr 2013 8:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>2:50:20</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, GW2, V, Minecraft, Geekhole, Kormus, Geek, Lucki, WoW, Robot, Diablo, raiding, Rustee, Drunk, Fancy, Hellscream, Superfan</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#165- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Dat Booty Call"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #165 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks Slash 2 Podcast the gang is all here, we share a few real life stories and talk about our experiences in DCUO, we get wind of a new hurricane, and SOMEONE totally ditches the show for a piece of ass…. all that and much more on this weeks /2 Podcast!</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Wed, 1 May 2013 8:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>2:30:00</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, GW2, V, Minecraft, Geekhole, Kormus, Geek, Lucki, WoW, Robot, Diablo, raiding, Rustee, Drunk, Fancy, Hellscream, Superfan</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#166- The Slash 2 Podcast: "DP Gone Bad"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #166 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks Slash 2 Podcast, Rustee shares a snake story (CHECK THE VIDEO ON THE WEBSITE), we get a weather update. We learn what a little shit Fancy was as a kid. We have a TON of phone calls and fan interaction this week. Including someone who wants to fuck the SHIT out of V, (unless there is a chip clip on it) all that and MUCH more on this weeks /2 podcast.</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sat, 4 May 2013 8:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>2:28:40</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, GW2, V, Minecraft, Geekhole, Kormus, Geek, Lucki, WoW, Robot, Diablo, raiding, Rustee, Drunk, Fancy, Hellscream, Superfan</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#167- The Slash 2 Podcast: "6 Kids in 8 States"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #167 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks Slash 2 we take a look at some fucked up shit from the news, Rusty falls in love with “Today I Learned” Kormus is so giddy its almost annoying, V tests the winds, Fancy logs in from work. blah blah blah Im sleepy and no one EVER reads these. Oh we have a fan made discussion topic so… go participate. All that and much more on this weeks /2 podcast.</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sat, 11 May 2013 8:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>2:59:53</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, GW2, V, Minecraft, Geekhole, Kormus, Geek, Lucki, WoW, Robot, Diablo, raiding, Rustee, Drunk, Fancy, Hellscream, Superfan</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#168- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Self Inflicted Fan$y"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #168 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks Slash 2 Podcast, we start the show with 3 hosts having SHITTY SHITTY weeks. You get to hear about a ton of downer BS, Rustee is trying to get a quick heavy buzz. SUDDENLY *BLAM!* Fancy joins us completely SMASHED post golf tournament, it picks up from there. We have some great phonecalls and emails.  A listener even sent us a Gilbert impression that was spot on! All that and TONS more, on this weeks /2 podcast.</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 8:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>3:17:59</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, GW2, V, Minecraft, Geekhole, Kormus, Geek, Lucki, WoW, Robot, Diablo, raiding, Rustee, Drunk, Fancy, Hellscream, Superfan</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#169- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Neverwinter Fights"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #169 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary> On this weeks Slash 2 Podcast, Fancy has his jeep broken into, and we learn once again that he is a racist. Rusty battles a coon (NOT RACIST!) and stabs himself with a bottle, we talk alittle on nextgen consoles and have a large discussion regarding Neverwinter. The guys all did some raiding this week in DCUO, and have decided that next week they should all partake in alcohol and such. All that and much more on this weeks /2 podcast.</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sat, 25 May 2013 8:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>3:12:21</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, GW2, V, Minecraft, Geekhole, Kormus, Geek, Lucki, WoW, Robot, Diablo, raiding, Rustee, Drunk, Fancy, Hellscream, Superfan</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#170- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Smellin it through my pants"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #170 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary> On this weeks Slash 2 Podcast, The hosts get alittle tipsy and or blazed. Mugs of wine, zimas and shots. We play a psychological game with Kormus and Fancy. We have lots of emails and voicemails. Frankly I don’t even remember the specifics other than, if you want to hear people act like inebriated ass hats then THIS. IS. THE. SHOW. FOR. YOU. Also, SupaFan in 2 weeks!! All that and much more on this weeks /2 podcast!</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Mon, 03 Jun 2013 8:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>3:21:12</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, GW2, V, Minecraft, Geekhole, Kormus, Geek, Lucki, WoW, Robot, Diablo, raiding, Rustee, Drunk, Fancy, Hellscream, Superfan</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#171- The Slash 2 Podcast: "Reese's Penis"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #171 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>On this weeks Slash 2 Podcast, we learn what Kormus’s favorite candy bar is, Rusty backs a kickstarter, we discuss porn on twitter. We even delve into some butthole news and talk about the new FLEX raiding system in WoW. V was on 5 wow things and ONSLAUGHT returns to the community. Some great emails, and phone calls. All that and MUCH more on this weeks /2 podcast….. Yes the show was put out late but there is a GREAT reason for it, hop on NEXT WEEK for SupaFan and find out why!</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Tue, 11 Jun 2013 8:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>3:11:34</itunes:duration>

<itunes:keywords>Warcraft, Slash 2, GW2, V, Minecraft, Geekhole, Kormus, Geek, Lucki, WoW, Robot, Diablo, raiding, Rustee, Drunk, Fancy, Hellscream, Superfan</itunes:keywords>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>#172- The Slash 2 Podcast: "2 Gay 4 Riku"</title>

<itunes:author>slash2podcast@gmail.com</itunes:author>

<itunes:subtitle>Episode #172 of the Slash 2 Podcast</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>It's another Slash 2 Supafan episode and shit gets real! Laugh, cry, shake your head in disgust. V thinks all good guys are dumb, and Big Government Kormus chases Fancy away within the first 30 minutes. Our favorite furry gets completely sloshed, and we find out more about some fans than we ever wanted to know. Listen in and have all your hopes and dreams crushed into a fine, fine cinnamon dust.</itunes:summary>

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<pubDate>Sun, 16 Jun 2013 8:00:00 EST</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>3:34:05</itunes:duration>

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<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

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